LostCamKenny Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 ... and you are somewhat new to climbing, and you found a purple metolius tcu (#0, I think) in a crack within arms reach of the ground, then you found my coat/pack hanger, and I would very much like it back.It would have been in a thin crack between the climbs Kung Fu and Dirty Jugs. The fellow who I believe found it I even spoke to as they were heading that direction and I even spoke to the guy for a few minutes. I remembered my cam after my next climb, but when I went to look for it (and the pair I think found it) I found neither. I know the irony of me posting this, but I am willing to listen to the muthaf#$king spray from all you wise asses if there's a chance that the message gets around to the lad who innocently pilfered my cam. No hard feelings and I know it was an innocent grab, but it wasn't booty. In all honesty, I have been in that situation before, where I found a cam close to the ground, and since there were other parties climbing nearby I sought them out and asked if it was, in fact, their's - which it was. Please, if it was you, contact me and I will figure out how to get it back from you. If you know of someone who was out there today, please ask them if they happened to find any gear that was not their own. I would very much appreciate the help! Love and great climbing to you all! xoxo ~LCK Quote
ivan Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 if only i could remember how i bootied my li'l purple metollious... bootied a curve nut for a similar size crack last week i have no use for, should you want a consolation prize Quote
Plaidman Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 New handle for ya: 2LostCamKenny TOOLostCamKenny LostCamKenny-Part DUEX I gotta million of em. I'll be here all week. Quote
denalidave Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 I thought you hated Ozone. And fer good reason, apparently. Quote
Plaidman Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 Ronda my wife came up with this one: LostCam"S"Kenny I think it is time for a name change. Let's vote on it! Quote
LostCamKenny Posted May 16, 2012 Author Posted May 16, 2012 Ok, so i have ivan once, DD and scotch twice each, and kevbone ringing in... that takes care of a few of the usual suspects... anyone else? to ivan: I want no consolation, just what's mine. to scotch: there will never be a name change - LCK is it forEVER! to kev: i never said i hated ozone - i definitely don't like the attitude that seems to run rampant there (that being the idea that ozone is the prime climbing in the portland area, b/c it certainly isn't a destination crag, though it has its finer points like every other place i've been, etc....) Quote
JosephH Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 The PRG/O has it all and then some (and thank goodness for that)... Quote
LostCamKenny Posted May 16, 2012 Author Posted May 16, 2012 The PRG/O has it all and then some (and thank goodness for that)... good, good... Jose is now spraying. lets tick off a few more who are good for off-topic spray! Quote
kevbone Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 Can I log in with my other avatars and spray here? Quote
JosephH Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 Surely you need every bump you can get for a post of such purplessness... Quote
LostCamKenny Posted May 16, 2012 Author Posted May 16, 2012 Can I log in with my other avatars and spray here? are your other avatars as loaded with posts as this one is? Surely you need every bump you can get for a post of such purplessness... ha! it took me a second to get it, but regardless, it was a nice chuckle! Quote
Plaidman Posted May 17, 2012 Posted May 17, 2012 Hope you get your cam back. I am still trying to think of new names for ya. How about: CamsDon'tLikeKenny StopUsingCamsKenny CamsR-Not-For-U-Kenny Those aren't very good. I am still thinking. I will check back and post more as they strike me. Quote
Plaidman Posted May 17, 2012 Posted May 17, 2012 Any luck finding the cam Kenny? Somebody speak up! Quote
geoff Posted May 18, 2012 Posted May 18, 2012 Obviously these folks just wanted to help you keep living up to your name. It's your destiny. Quote
Plaidman Posted May 18, 2012 Posted May 18, 2012 Here's another name option: Kenny'sLosingHisCams Quote
Plaidman Posted May 18, 2012 Posted May 18, 2012 OH MY GOD! STOP ME! New name for Kenny again: KennyLosesCAMALOTS O.K. maybe not a lot, and in this case it was a #0 Metolius. Quote
denalidave Posted May 18, 2012 Posted May 18, 2012 Obviously these folks just wanted to help you keep living up to your name. It's your destiny. You can thank me fer that! Just sayin. Quote
Plaidman Posted May 18, 2012 Posted May 18, 2012 Dave did you give him that name. That's hilarious! Quote
ivan Posted May 18, 2012 Posted May 18, 2012 you people all need to put your heads on your desks for 5 minutes Quote
kevbone Posted May 18, 2012 Posted May 18, 2012 you people all need to put your heads on your desks for 5 minutes I will if you agree to spend time with your kids this summer...... Quote
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