AlpineK Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 If you want to cross the bridge from Slovakia to Austria don't mess with Chuck. [img:center]http://www.thebostonchannel.com/2011/0304/27081539_640X480.jpg[/img] He's an action star, martial arts legend and infomercial king, but Chuck Norris' most concrete legacy may be as namesake for a new pedestrian bridge in Slovakia. The capital city of Bratislava has been in search of a name for its upcoming cross-border bridge with the Austrian village of Schlosshof that will span the Morava River, and area residents weren't too impressed with the leading namesake candidate: 18th century Austro-Hungarian empress Maria Theresa. So the Bratislava regional assembly took its campaign to Facebook in the form of a naming poll, and the "Delta Force," "Missing in Action" and "Walker, Texas Ranger" star's name has been leading the votes ever since, the New York Post reported. Chuck Norris Bridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessWookie Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 You do know that Chuck Norris counted to infinity......twice. Aww yeh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Chuck Norris better stay off my bridge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldfinger Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Fucking Chuck Norris! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Quit boasting ya groupie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mtguide Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 (edited) Careful...after all, outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. If you have five dollars in your wallet, and Chuck Norris has five dollars in his wallet, Chuck Norris has more money than you do. If Chuck Norris has just one bullet left, and fires his gun in the general direction of hordes of attacking evil troops, they will all be killed instantly. Chuck Norris can kill ants with a magnifying glass...at night. Chuck Norris has to sleep with a night light on; not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him. (Fact) Chuck Norris has stated than Texas should secede from the Union, and he should be the President of Texas. Edited February 28, 2012 by Mtguide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Anonymous originated when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a group of internet b/tards so hard their names fell off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Chuck Norris can digest corn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldfinger Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Chuck Norris crushed William Shatner in Dodgeball! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted March 1, 2012 Author Share Posted March 1, 2012 Grizzly bears won't cross Chuck's bridge. [video:youtube] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 how did his hair not get messed up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Cuz it didn't want to piss Chuck Norris off. Even his hair is afraid of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted March 3, 2012 Author Share Posted March 3, 2012 Chuck's bridge is built to last [img:center]http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/BBGMZ16dxrSPxVXBFfPm5w--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/Reuters/2012-02-29T125845Z_1829729195_GM1E82T1MD201_RTRMADP_3_SLOVAKIA.JPG[/img] [img:center]http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2625/3891118526_b164c3896a_z.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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