tvashtarkatena Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 Jealous felon shoots somebody right here in our lovely state... Quote
rob Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 See, if the victim had a gun, he could have defended himself! Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted November 14, 2011 Author Posted November 14, 2011 He would've had to have been pretty flexible AND fast on the draw; his pants were down by his ankles. Quote
rob Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 When my pants are around my ankles is when my weapon is most readily accessible. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted November 14, 2011 Author Posted November 14, 2011 He made the dead guy's fiancee (musta be some party!) help dispose of the body, too. Â HARSH TOKE! Â Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted November 14, 2011 Author Posted November 14, 2011 Apparently, guns make more than just Billcoe extra horny.... Quote
rob Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 I'd totally party with Bill. I bet my gun is way bigger than his. At least, I bet mine still works better! Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted November 14, 2011 Author Posted November 14, 2011 I totally support the right of individuals to huff in the privacy of their own compounds, but I'd be afraid Bill might break out the snuff porn once he cozied up a bit. Quote
Fairweather Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 This is an outrage! I mean, next thing ya know felons are gonna want their voting rights restored! Geeeezzzz. Â Â Next topic please. (Preferably something more considered--and from someone not so, um, addled.) Quote
rob Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 what's the point of voting, the electoral college will just elect whoever the IMF tells them to. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted November 14, 2011 Author Posted November 14, 2011 Fuck voting...you wanna send a message, shoot 'em point blank in the temple. Quote
rob Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 The second amendment guarantees my right to shoot people in the temple if'n' I want to. You got a problem with that???? MOVE TO RUSSIA THEN!!! Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted November 14, 2011 Author Posted November 14, 2011 I don't recall the 2nd Amendment placing any restrictions on prior violent criminal convictions or mental stability, either. Â We need to unburden ourselves from all that case law chaff and GET BACK TO WHAT THE FOUNDERS INTENDED. Â It's all right there, man. HAVE YOU READ IT? HAVE YOU READ YOUR CONSTITUTION? Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted November 14, 2011 Author Posted November 14, 2011 Plus...YOU COULD KILL SOMEBODY AT A POLLING PLACE WHILE VOTING, TOO, YA KNOW. Quote
rob Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 The 2nd amendment also doesn't place any restrictions on nuclear weapons. Â If I want to defend myself against the government, I need nukes!!! Quote
Pete_H Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 That just a valid form of political protest. Quote
Fairweather Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 By Rob's logic the press portion of the First Amendment only protects newspapers. BAN THE INTERNET! Quote
rob Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 (edited) By Rob's logic the press portion of the First Amendment only protects newspapers. BAN THE INTERNET! Â I don't get it, it sounds like we agree. The 1st amendment covers the internet by saying "press," and the 2nd amendment covers nukes by saying "arms" Â Are you saying you believe in gun control???? You can have my nukes after you pry them from my cold, dead fingers!!! Edited November 14, 2011 by rob Quote
Fairweather Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 READ IT! Â Not unless you blow the dust off that tired old document first. (And come up with something better.) Quote
ivan Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 i wonder what mad max thinks about this very important question? auntie? master-blaster? the wierd guy on the helicopter-thingey? Â Quote
ivan Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 the 2nd amendment only covers black-powder muzzle-loaders - i know, i've been to monticello - nary a non-musket in the house, fucksake! Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 i wonder what mad max thinks about this very important question? auntie? master-blaster? the wierd guy on the helicopter-thingey? Â Two men enter; one man leave. Quote
Fairweather Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 Constitution, scmonstitution! Tvash & Co. have an even more better idea! Â Quote
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