Necronomicon Posted September 18, 2002 Author Posted September 18, 2002 I so need to be spancered! Maybe you could send a bunch of eighteen year-olds my way, and they could try and spancer me! Quote
allthumbs Posted September 18, 2002 Posted September 18, 2002 I'm a little tea pot/short and stout/this is my penis/that is your mouth. Quote
Necronomicon Posted September 18, 2002 Author Posted September 18, 2002 I'm starting to feel ashamed of myself for wasting so much time on such an unworthwhile endeavour. I should be working, but that blows the dingus of the Donkey Dead. Quote
Muir_on_Saturday Posted September 18, 2002 Posted September 18, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Necronomicon: I so need to be spancered! Maybe you could send a bunch of eighteen year-olds my way, and they could try and spancer me! these 18 y/o's should be to your liking Quote
Necronomicon Posted September 18, 2002 Author Posted September 18, 2002 These lads look spancered already. Look at the stains on their clothing, and the hair they've lost during aggressive spancering. They each wear a post-spance look on there faces, no sloppy-spancing for me. Quote
allthumbs Posted September 18, 2002 Posted September 18, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Necronomicon: I'm starting to feel ashamed of myself for wasting so much time on such an unworthwhile endeavour. I should be working. You should be ashamed of yourself. You know better than to fuck around on this bbs. Only the serious need apply. Quote
Necronomicon Posted September 18, 2002 Author Posted September 18, 2002 I'm trying to get into the 3000 post category. Lots of work to do, non? Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted September 18, 2002 Posted September 18, 2002 "You should be ashamed of yourself. You know better than to fuck around on this bbs. Only the serious need apply." Â Â [ 09-18-2002, 01:44 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ] Quote
Necronomicon Posted September 18, 2002 Author Posted September 18, 2002 So cliche...not a hint of spancering. Quote
Necronomicon Posted September 18, 2002 Author Posted September 18, 2002 BTW, what's the longest thread on this shithole? Are we close? Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted September 18, 2002 Posted September 18, 2002 Damn, Necro, you're really down with the spancering! You should get, er, sponsored for all that spancering. Â (Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. Sounds of clearing throat.) Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted September 18, 2002 Posted September 18, 2002 Muir on Saturday. I dont konw how many pages Quote
Necronomicon Posted September 18, 2002 Author Posted September 18, 2002 What a thought! I could get sponsored to spancer ? You should tell that to Muir. Quote
RobBob Posted September 18, 2002 Posted September 18, 2002 Muir was a hell of a lot more interesting... Quote
Necronomicon Posted September 18, 2002 Author Posted September 18, 2002 Make it interesting then, douchebag. Do I have to do everything? Quote
Muir_on_Saturday Posted September 18, 2002 Posted September 18, 2002 quote: Originally posted by RobBob: Muir was a hell of a lot more interesting... thank you. Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted September 18, 2002 Posted September 18, 2002 Â Ah, DFA was hoping he'd have figured out how to get sponsored for himself by now. After all, one never gets far in the spancering business without thinking for oneself, and getting a spancer... err, sponsorship shouldn't just fall in ones lap. Quote
allthumbs Posted September 18, 2002 Posted September 18, 2002 Douche-Bag Inc. = DFA's new sponsor .... this message brought to you by Vinager & Water. Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted September 18, 2002 Posted September 18, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: Trask's mama = DFA's new sponsor .... this message brought to you by Vinager & Water. Shouldn't that message have been brought to us by chicken broth, smarty-pants? Quote
Necronomicon Posted September 18, 2002 Author Posted September 18, 2002 Maybe you two should get together for some serious sponsoring. The two of you, alone, sponsoring each other, candles, amyl-nitrate, lubricants... Â [ 09-18-2002, 02:09 PM: Message edited by: Necronomicon ] Quote
allthumbs Posted September 18, 2002 Posted September 18, 2002 Sorry dude, but Trask doesn't swing that direction. I'm just a good old red-blooded American Republican boy. Â [ 09-18-2002, 02:11 PM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote
Necronomicon Posted September 18, 2002 Author Posted September 18, 2002 Republican filth , you mean. I find your "political affilitaions" extremely offensive. See G. W. Superating Wound and his cackling, blood and money fed orc/hyena henchmen for examples. Â [ 09-18-2002, 02:14 PM: Message edited by: Necronomicon ] Quote
Guest Posted September 18, 2002 Posted September 18, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Necronomicon: Republican filth , you mean. I find your "political affilitaions" extremely offensive. See G. W. Superating Wound and his cackling, blood and money fed orc/hyena henchmen for examples. Liberal parasite sack of shit. Quote
RobBob Posted September 18, 2002 Posted September 18, 2002 Necro desperately trying to get back on his perverted liberal topic, but we've had ENOUGH! Quote
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