texplorer Posted August 4, 2002 Share Posted August 4, 2002 I was thinking the other day about what the ultimate CC.com post would contain. Perhaps we could award a large Horsecock trophy to the winner. Here are some key words you might want to include in your post: Horsecock, Alpine hookers, Fred Beckey, Muir hut, Snafflehounds, Wanker, Lycra, Bolt-chopping, Spray, Obvious gully, Larry th tool, and Rescue choppers. Judges will be looking for a post of 500 words or less displaying the quintessetial character that has become the CC.com lifestyle. Vulgarity and slander is encouraged and you will be expected to show skill in chest beating and degradation of other posters. Topics may include but are not limited to: bolting issues, rank of sport climbers in the climbing community, use of reefer and its effects, cat fights amoung female posters and avatar female posters, environmental topics, trail fees, alcoholic beverage consumption, sex in the mountians, what constitutes as spray, validity of slideshows at local TNF stores, and "experienced" climber rescues. All entries must be in before the glaciers entirely melt in the NW. Good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Schuldt Posted August 4, 2002 Share Posted August 4, 2002 Where is Denis Harmon when we need him? Posible catigories Strangest- Dennis Harmon Sexiest- sk Most Obnoxious- trask Lamest Funniest Post with the most responses.- Scott Ter'ex Help me out with the ones I left blank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 4, 2002 Share Posted August 4, 2002 idiot=schuldt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted August 4, 2002 Share Posted August 4, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dave Schuldt: Where is Denis Harmon when we need him? Posible catigories Strangest- Dennis Harmon Sexiest- sk Most Obnoxious- trask Lamest Funniest Post with the most responses.- Scott Ter'ex Help me out with the ones I left blank. I choose to take that as a compliment. Thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardly_human Posted August 5, 2002 Share Posted August 5, 2002 Strangest? Hey, I resemble that remark! But it's all good...because, you see, I'll be climbing in Canada the next couple of weeks while you're doing your daily stop-n-go SUV commute through rush-hour(s) traffic to and fro your mind numbing occupation all the while deperately struggling to appear "normal." -- hardly human P.S. Fess up...you belong to the Mountaineers organization, don't you? [ 08-05-2002, 12:26 AM: Message edited by: hardly human ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted August 5, 2002 Share Posted August 5, 2002 "Dennis And Caveman, Together At Last!" All I want to know is who has the film rights? Have fun up there, and don't be playing tag with no rockfall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horsecock Posted August 5, 2002 Share Posted August 5, 2002 HEY! Who said I could be awarded without my consent? Besides, I'm not sure how many people on this site I'd wann have eating me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muir_on_Saturday Posted August 5, 2002 Share Posted August 5, 2002 i think the post that starts the longest thread is maybe the winner?? in which case scot'teryx has won again!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted August 5, 2002 Share Posted August 5, 2002 scotty t will be hard to beat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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