allthumbs Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 sk spoiled my fun forgeddiboudit [ 07-31-2002, 04:49 PM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 someone has posted those before... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 31, 2002 Author Share Posted July 31, 2002 spoil sport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 I only ask to be entertained Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 31, 2002 Author Share Posted July 31, 2002 well bend over and accept your punishment spanking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 that wasn't exactly what I had in mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 Trask, put it back up: Wouldn't it be a fun contest to write personals for the chics that post here? Like Allison's: "Beautiful, Romantic, Fun, Professional, Educated female looking for a man who believes in the Feminist Cause like I do." [ 07-31-2002, 05:02 PM: Message edited by: Greg W ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 okay... but you have to write them for the men too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 put it back up trask.....i wanna decipher greg's post!!! i'll give you a beer, the change and the papers you request!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 Here ya go, Erik. Deciper mine, and make one of your own!!! I am sure they get more colorful with the application of alcohol. WOMEN'S ADS 40-ish...................... 49 Adventurer.................. Slept with all your friends Athletic.................... No tits Average looking............. Has a face like a basset hound Beautiful................... Pathological liar Contagious Smile............ Does a lot of Ecstasy Educated.................... Banged her Political Science professor Emotionally Secure.......... Medicated Free spirit................. Junkie Friendship first............ Trying to live down reputation as a slut Fun......................... Annoying Gentle...................... Comatose Good Listener............... Borderline Autistic New-Age..................... All body hair, all the time Old-fashioned............Lights out,missionary position only, no BJs Open-minded................. Desperate Outgoing.................... Loud and Embarrassing Passionate.................. Sloppy drunk Poet........................ Depressive Schizophrenic Professional................ Certified Bitch Redhead..................... Bad dye-job Romantic.................... Looks better by candle light Social.......... Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray Wants Soulmate.............. Stalker Widow....................... Drove first husband to shoot himself Young at heart.............. Old bat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 1, 2002 Author Share Posted August 1, 2002 that's the one! MEN'S ADS 40-ish.............. 52 and looking for 25-yr-old Athletic............ Watches a lot of NASCAR Average looking..... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back Educated............ Will patronize the **** out of you Free Spirit......... Banging your sister Friendship first.... As long as friendship involves nookie Fun................. Good with a remote and a six pack Good looking........ Arrogant Very good looking... Dumb as a board Honest.............. Pathological Liar Huggable............ Overweight, more body hair than a bear Likes to cuddle..... Insecure mama's boy Mature.............. Older than your father Open-minded......... Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested Physically fit...... Does a lot of 12-ounce curls Poet................ Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall Sensitive........... Cries at chick flicks Very sensitive...... Gay Spiritual........... Got laid in a cemetery once Stable.............. Arrested for stalking, but not convicted Thoughtful.......... Says "Excuse me" when he farts [ 07-31-2002, 05:05 PM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 C'mon, sk, let's write trask's! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 Okay! I started but they I didn't see anything that means pervie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 1, 2002 Author Share Posted August 1, 2002 dont' bother writing mine it'll just get you excited Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 trask: 40ish, athletic, huggable cuddler seeks friendship first with beautiful, free-spirited adventurer. Open-mindedness a plus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 1, 2002 Author Share Posted August 1, 2002 ooooh, now yur loggin' baby [ 07-31-2002, 07:47 PM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Schuldt Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 Carefull Jules - tthis guy is crazzy. Funny shit guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 for our pal trask I am a mature, 40ish, educated, free spirit who is honest and thoughtful. I enjoy fine wine and 30ish hardwomen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 who's next jules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 1, 2002 Author Share Posted August 1, 2002 yeah baby, yeah i am a sexy beast !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 quote: Originally posted by sk: who's next jules Hmmm... this is fun, sk...... how about Dave Schuldt?! No, wait, you haven't met him in person yet. We may have to do this offline first, consult, then post online. Oh, yeah, this could get really fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 1, 2002 Author Share Posted August 1, 2002 we men are not intimidated by childish gurly games and surveys never forget the cc.com alma mater... us mountaineers we have no fears we do not care for riches we knock our cocks against the rocks us hearty sons-a-bitches* (* trask excluded in the mtneer' class) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 us mountaineers we have no fears we do not care for riches we knock our cocks against the rocks us hearty sons-a-bitches* (* trask excluded in the mtneer' class)[/QB] I... can't... breathe... must... stop... laughing.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poseur Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 Some new material... Drinks & Personalities.... Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the buttocks. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows exactly what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her,> if she is interested, she'll send YOU a drink. Drink: Wine - (does not include White Zinfandel, see below) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. Drink: White Zinfandel Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue. Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is.... this should be an easy target. Drink: Shots Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk...... and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait. However, be careful not to make her mad! Then there is the MALE addendum. The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut: Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid. Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid. Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid. Whiskey: He doesn't give a hoot about anything but getting laid. Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress. White Zinfandel: He's gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allison Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 I never use the word 'feminist' but if I did, I would not use the word 'cause' anywhere near it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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