richard_noggin Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 Trask's momma's so ugly the clocks in her house run backwards trying to get away. Wang dang skunk pudd'in tang Quote
richard_noggin Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 Trasks Momma's so big she is listed as a problem in the Leanvenworth bouldering guide. Big Booty Bitch Slap V-7, start on undercling below prow....Must be the first flab roll. Whew that must be skank Quote
anthonysmarocks Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 Trasks Momma's so skank she keeps crackers in her fat rolls to go with her Cheez-Whiz Quote
richard_noggin Posted June 21, 2002 Posted June 21, 2002 Trask I at least expected some kind of responce Dude don't be scared I won't burn you too bad. Yo mommas really nice and Im sorry i sad all those crude thing about her. Quote
allthumbs Posted June 21, 2002 Posted June 21, 2002 Â Â [ 06-20-2002, 08:28 PM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote
richard_noggin Posted June 22, 2002 Posted June 22, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: [QB][/QB] Don't be scared yo momma will protect you. Quote
Richard_Pumpington Posted June 23, 2002 Posted June 23, 2002 Yo Trask, Â Long time, no shit flip, so here we go with the only "your mama" joke I know that hasn't already been posted. Trask, your mama is so fat, that when she wears a Malcom X t-shirt, helicopters land on her back. Quote
allthumbs Posted June 23, 2002 Posted June 23, 2002 Dick, you mean mistreater-  Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said what’s for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"  Yur pal, trask Quote
Richard_Pumpington Posted June 23, 2002 Posted June 23, 2002 Touche'! But what about when you were having sex with your sister and she said "your better than dad is" and you said "yeah, that's what mom said". Â You ever get cleared of those sodomy charges? Quote
Dru Posted June 25, 2002 Posted June 25, 2002 Your mamas so skanky they named a perfume for her: eau de horsecock Quote
joekania Posted July 17, 2002 Author Posted July 17, 2002 Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doen't get a bill, she gets an ESTIMATE! Quote
erik Posted July 17, 2002 Posted July 17, 2002 traks's momma is so nasty that the wonder bread factory comes to her for their yeast! Quote
Dru Posted July 17, 2002 Posted July 17, 2002 Your momma is so fat she breaks trampolines! Â AND... her shoe size is F150! Quote
allthumbs Posted July 17, 2002 Posted July 17, 2002 erik's mamma's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose. hahahaha Quote
Dru Posted July 14, 2004 Posted July 14, 2004 If you mama was an old thread no one would ressurect her! Quote
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