joekania Posted May 8, 2002 Author Posted May 8, 2002 But seriously, yo momma's so fat, hey, page top! she has to iron her pants in the driveway. Quote
jon Posted May 8, 2002 Posted May 8, 2002 Yo mama has got so much hair under her arms it looks like she's got Don King in a headlock. Quote
Dru Posted May 8, 2002 Posted May 8, 2002 You mama is so fat they used the BEFORE picture of Oprah as an AFTER picture of your mama in a weight watchers ad! Quote
Momma Posted May 9, 2002 Posted May 9, 2002 This is yo' momma. I am ashamed of all of you! Straighten up and fly right, you crybabies. This thread is so eighties. Don't make me come over there! Quote
joekania Posted May 9, 2002 Author Posted May 9, 2002 Yo momma's so dumb, she thinks the Canadian boarder pays rent! Quote
joekania Posted June 14, 2002 Author Posted June 14, 2002 Yo momma's so fat, if she sat on a quarter, a booger would squeeze out of George Washington's nose! Quote
allthumbs Posted June 14, 2002 Posted June 14, 2002 Yo Mamma is so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium. Quote
allthumbs Posted June 14, 2002 Posted June 14, 2002 Yo Mamma is so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive. Quote
Bronco Posted June 14, 2002 Posted June 14, 2002 Your mother is so fat if someone told her to "HAUL ASS!" she'd have to make two trips! Quote
allthumbs Posted June 14, 2002 Posted June 14, 2002 Yo Mamma is so fat, that after sex I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch. Quote
allthumbs Posted June 14, 2002 Posted June 14, 2002 Erik, Yo Mamma is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people shout "Taxi!" Quote
jon Posted June 14, 2002 Posted June 14, 2002 Trask's mama is so stupid if she spoke her mind she'd be speechless. Quote
allthumbs Posted June 14, 2002 Posted June 14, 2002 Jon's Mamma is so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail. Quote
jon Posted June 14, 2002 Posted June 14, 2002 If you're curious as to what sexual positions creates the ugliests kids, just go ask Trask's mama. Beyotch Quote
allthumbs Posted June 15, 2002 Posted June 15, 2002 jon's mama is so stupid, her shirt says TGIF- tits go in first. tramp [ 06-14-2002, 05:02 PM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote
jon Posted June 15, 2002 Posted June 15, 2002 The gap between Trask's mamas teeth is so wide, when she smilied at me I didn't know whether to smile back or kick a field goal. Skank Quote
allthumbs Posted June 15, 2002 Posted June 15, 2002 jon's mamma is so stupid, her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors. trollop Quote
jon Posted June 15, 2002 Posted June 15, 2002 Trask's mama is so friggin kicked when she walks into the bank they turn off the surveillance cameras. Cum guzzling gutter slut Quote
allthumbs Posted June 15, 2002 Posted June 15, 2002 jon's mamma is so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor. loose stool Quote
lizard_brain Posted June 15, 2002 Posted June 15, 2002 Yo momma so nasty, she kick-starts her vibrator! Quote
Dru Posted June 18, 2002 Posted June 18, 2002 Yo mamma is so fat when she goes to the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to push her back in the water! Quote
richard_noggin Posted June 18, 2002 Posted June 18, 2002 Jon and Trask please crank up the Yo Mama war again I laughted for days at those posts , it was like stand up comedy ,that was some funny shit. Jon I hate to tell you but Trask was kicking your Ars. You can still get him in round Two just whip an old spray KO on him Quote
jon Posted June 18, 2002 Posted June 18, 2002 Trask's mama is so fat her belly-button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters. Quote
jon Posted June 18, 2002 Posted June 18, 2002 Trask's mama is so buckled even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her. Quote
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