Pepper_Boy Posted May 3, 2002 Posted May 3, 2002 Whoa, baby. I had NUHTIN to do with that! Watch you talkin' 'bout, Willis? Quote
sk Posted May 3, 2002 Posted May 3, 2002 Look it's SOCM, some old scrusty man!!!!! [ 05-03-2002, 02:09 PM: Message edited by: sk ] Quote
rbw1966 Posted May 3, 2002 Posted May 3, 2002 quote: Originally posted by sk: Look it's SOCM, some scrusty old man!!!!! Um. . wouldn't that actually be "SCOM"? Rob "hukt un fonix" Quote
Pepper_Boy Posted May 3, 2002 Posted May 3, 2002 Glasses can correct dyslexia. That still baffles the hell out of me. Quote
sk Posted May 3, 2002 Posted May 3, 2002 OOOPS!!! There are times when I forget to cover the blond roots IF you can't laugh at yourself Jeez, at least SOMBODY said something, I feel like I had a booger on my face Quote
Pepper_Boy Posted May 3, 2002 Posted May 3, 2002 Someone recently asked me if I was ever going to post about climbing on this site. And here is my opportunity. THAT'S what I love about alpine. There's so much going on that demands your attention that all the piddly ass stuff becomes irrelevant. Like having a booger on your face. Nice segue. Quote
Son_of_Caveman Posted May 3, 2002 Posted May 3, 2002 I could've gone all day without that image. How does a blonde turn the light on after having sex? She kicks the car door open. Quote
jkrueger Posted May 3, 2002 Posted May 3, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Pepper Boy: Someone recently asked me if I was ever going to post about climbing on this site. And here is my opportunity. THAT'S what I love about alpine. There's so much going on that demands your attention that all the piddly ass stuff becomes irrelevant. Like having a booger on your face. Nice segue. But what if you're a toproper with a booger on your face - what then? Quote
sk Posted May 3, 2002 Posted May 3, 2002 then you claim blondness, that you otherwise cover with hair dye. What do you call a brunette between two blonds? translater Quote
Son_of_Caveman Posted May 3, 2002 Posted May 3, 2002 Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress' nametag? A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?'' Quote
Pepper_Boy Posted May 3, 2002 Posted May 3, 2002 "But what if you're a toproper with a booger on your face - what then?" You flick it and hope your belayer has a sense of humor. Hell, if you're getting pumped, pretend it's a remnant from a clif bar and eat it. Leave it on a marginal hold for extra sticking power. If you're feeling maternal, put it back where it came from. The possibilities are endless, unlike your imagination. Quote
Son_of_Caveman Posted May 3, 2002 Posted May 3, 2002 That's exactly why I always sport a big mustache in the winter for alpine activities - there's always something to eat in there. Bon Apitit! Quote
iain Posted May 3, 2002 Posted May 3, 2002 If you're x-treme like Twight it replaces your 45 minute gu session and you're happy for it because you're suffering on salty snot. Quote
rbw1966 Posted May 3, 2002 Posted May 3, 2002 quote: Originally posted by iain: If you're x-treme like Twight it replaces your 45 minute gu session and you're happy for it because you're suffering on salty snot. Suffering? Thats nutrition bro. What I want to know is if you eat a booger mid-climb, is it considered aid? If you are alpine climbing you let it freeze and use it for teeth cleaning later on. Quote
allthumbs Posted May 4, 2002 Author Posted May 4, 2002 just checking to see if "images" was working. thanks for the picture, pepper boy [ 05-03-2002, 01:01 PM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote
sk Posted May 4, 2002 Posted May 4, 2002 Cool, alpine kleenex- I can add that to my list of definitions Alpine Kleenex=nutrition.... how many calories does snot have? Quote
sk Posted May 4, 2002 Posted May 4, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dave Schuldt: Now we know what trask looks like- scarry!! Only if Trask and Son OF CaveMan are the same guy Quote
avypoodle Posted May 6, 2002 Posted May 6, 2002 why did the blonde's toes keep curling up during sex??? She forgot to take her pantyhose off. [ 05-06-2002, 02:05 PM: Message edited by: avypoodle ] Quote
dick_savage Posted May 6, 2002 Posted May 6, 2002 Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A brunette with bad breath. Quote
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