tvashtarkatena Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 I've been trolling for a new signature lately, but so far nobody's come up with even a remotely quote-worthy insult. Are you all stoned? Do you need to get stoned? Try harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 I've been trolling for a new signature lately, but so far nobody's come up with even a remotely quote-worthy insult. Are you all stoned? Do you need to get stoned? Try harder. Your lack of imagination is matched only by your lack of humility. Change the words "your" up there to "my" and you're right there bubba. See, that wasn't so hard now was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 I've been trolling for a new signature lately, but so far nobody's come up with even a remotely quote-worthy insult. Are you all stoned? Do you need to get stoned? Try harder. Some people make hard spraying look easy, I (Trashie) prefer to make really easy spray look really, really, hard. Really... Or, Got Trash? I'm full of it. Or, The best thing about this site is I can make my small pee-pee feel bigger by belittling all you fawking idiots. I AM THE MONSTER TRUCK OF CC.com, biaches. Or, more simply put. Why yes, I am a Dick, thank you for noticing... This should be a fun assignment but I will need the proper motivation to really sum up what a prick you really are. Let me give it some more thought and get back to you... I thought I was wrong once, but it turned out I was just mistaken... No, I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is... (Not that there is anything wrong with dat...) King of the Ass Candles had a nice ring too it, as well of a lot of truth. Just sayin, why would you need a new one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Beating down the less fortunate, one post at a time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 It doesn't matter if I'm wrong, I'm still always right... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 6, 2010 Author Share Posted December 6, 2010 I'm sorry you're (sp?) less fortunate, Davy boy, but you're also kinda boring. No sig or cigar. You did try hard, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 It doesn't matter if I'm wrong, I'm still always right... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 If I had anything nice to say, I certainly would not say it to yer face... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 My other persona is a dick, too... We are what we eat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 6, 2010 Author Share Posted December 6, 2010 Keep pining and I just might give ya some lovin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Will I get a Care Bear, or just more insults? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 6, 2010 Author Share Posted December 6, 2010 Observations, not insults, me boy. You know who to go to if you need a Care Bear, but you'll most likely receive an insult instead. I can see that you really want this, so here's my deal: If you can come up with a new sig within 24 hours of the original posting, I won't post any observations about you until 2011. Hell, Billcoe gets the same offer. After all, it's Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 I'm fahclempt. Your generosity is only superceded by your ego... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Some people make hard spraying look easy, I (Trashie) prefer to make really easy spray look really, really, hard. Really... Or, Got Trash? I'm full of it. Or, The best thing about this site is I can make my small pee-pee feel bigger by belittling all you fawking idiots. I AM THE MONSTER TRUCK OF CC.com, biaches. Or, more simply put. Why yes, I am a Dick, thank you for noticing... This should be a fun assignment but I will need the proper motivation to really sum up what a prick you really are. Let me give it some more thought and get back to you... I thought I was wrong once, but it turned out I was just mistaken... No, I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is... (Not that there is anything wrong with dat...) King of the Ass Candles had a nice ring too it, as well of a lot of truth. Just sayin, why would you need a new one? He shoots HE SCORES!!!!! LOL! Every one of those scores! HOLY CRAP THAT STUFF IS HILARIOUS DAVE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 6, 2010 Author Share Posted December 6, 2010 I don't see any writing beyond a grocery list in your future Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Some people make hard spraying look easy, I (Trashie) prefer to make really easy spray look really, really, hard. Really... Or, Got Trash? I'm full of it. Or, The best thing about this site is I can make my small pee-pee feel bigger by belittling all you fawking idiots. I AM THE MONSTER TRUCK OF CC.com, biaches. Or, more simply put. Why yes, I am a Dick, thank you for noticing... This should be a fun assignment but I will need the proper motivation to really sum up what a prick you really are. Let me give it some more thought and get back to you... I thought I was wrong once, but it turned out I was just mistaken... No, I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is... (Not that there is anything wrong with dat...) King of the Ass Candles had a nice ring too it, as well of a lot of truth. Just sayin, why would you need a new one? He shoots HE SCORES!!!!! LOL! Every one of those scores! HOLY CRAP THAT STUFF IS HILARIOUS DAVE!!! Just observations Bill, just observations... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Just observations Bill, just observations... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I don't see any writing beyond a grocery list in your future Bill. No kidding! LOL. I have to give it to Dave so far. If no one else has a brain fart that works and none of those works for you, I'd suggest this: http://www.thebostonegotist.com/news/national/2010/august/13/cheap-ass-taglines ...anyone else want to help Pat with his quest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 7, 2010 Author Share Posted December 7, 2010 You are ON THIS Bill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I don' t wanna play unless I get me a Care Bear... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I don' t wanna play unless I get me a Care Bear... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I've been trolling for a new signature lately, but so far nobody's come up with even a remotely quote-worthy insult. Are you all stoned? Do you need to get stoned? Try harder. Looks like that first joint Ivan handed you a while back has really taken hold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 OK, Care Bear or not, this is my last suggestion. Why not just amend the ass candle line to something like... I'm not just the King of the Ass Candles, I invented the technique... Whatever it is, it is hard to beat the ass candle thang you got goin fer ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IsolationedSnow Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I climb 5.8 but I spray 5.14 That should be the new cc.com motto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 what, using the girlfriend lie of turning 4 into 8 :smug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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