allthumbs Posted March 6, 2002 Author Posted March 6, 2002 http://www.inkblotmagazine.com/rev-archive/stones.htm Quote
Biff Posted March 7, 2002 Posted March 7, 2002 Teds' contributions to the youth of America might pay for the medical bills of a couple of kids accidently shot with their parents' guns. And he still sucks. And oh, yeah; he's not a "rock star" anymore than that loser from the Amboy Dukes. Oh, yeah, oops. I think that the RACOONS could kick his obnoxious ass. Subtle enough? And I love beef. Preferably, gently killed by a union employee with medical benefits. Quote
Sparky Posted March 13, 2002 Posted March 13, 2002 Just to irritate- Ted Nugent is a pussy. He climbs nothing. And a cat in a dryer sounds better, making more sense while it squeals. Might not shoot as well, but I can live with that. Quote
allthumbs Posted March 13, 2002 Author Posted March 13, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Sparky: Just to irritate- Ted Nugent is a pussy. He climbs nothing. And a cat in a dryer sounds better, making more sense while it squeals. Might not shoot as well, but I can live with that.Heh Sparky, you sniveling, useless cockbite. Whydoncha go play in the street or something. Dickwad! Eat this asseyes Quote
big_red_dog Posted March 14, 2002 Posted March 14, 2002 Ted kicks ass, who cares if he pisses some people off with his statements, eveyone should this honest. Anyways you can't be everyones best friend. Anyone shooting arrows on fire at a show is cool to me. Yeah i got you in a strangle hold baby. Quote
AlpineK Posted March 14, 2002 Posted March 14, 2002 Watch out Sparky. I've seen a couple hunting shows featuring Ted. He'd drop you and have you off to the taxidermist before you could say motor city madman. Either that or run you down with one of his monster trucks. Quote
allthumbs Posted March 14, 2002 Author Posted March 14, 2002 Sparky would make good fodder for Ted's critters. Sparky is such a sniveling wuss. I laugh at his impotence. Merely a bug on the windshield. Quote
Sparky Posted March 14, 2002 Posted March 14, 2002 Trask would laugh if his gullet wasn't full of W. Bush's dick. And somehow, the thought of some marginally talented, washed-up pedophiles' gun being shakilly trained on me scares me less than a 5.4 clip-up. His music still sounds like jackhammers on cats, covered in glass and aluminum foil. Oh, but his lyrics are like freakin' Shakespeare. Quote
AlpineK Posted March 14, 2002 Posted March 14, 2002 I mostly agree with your critique of Ted's music; though I do like Journy to the Center of the Mind. Like him or not Ted is a pretty good shot. You couldn't out run him, unless you have a bad ass monster truck too, and you couldn't climb fast enough to get out of range. Don't fuck with Ted he'll get ya. Quote
allthumbs Posted March 14, 2002 Author Posted March 14, 2002 Sparky, you are a crude, self-indulgent pervert. I salute you as truly the largest bowel movement I've ever seen. The Ted post was merely to share his thoughts on hippie tree-huggers and the politically correct Rosies of the world. Not his music ability, or lack thereof. Personally I've always preferred Stevie Ray Vaughan. Quote
Sparky Posted March 15, 2002 Posted March 15, 2002 The "tree huggers" are why we have shade on approaches, rather than clear cuts. And T.N.'s 4x4 don't climb 5.10b. But then again...Trask: are you still making love to AlpK? In the republican sense? I've read your posts, and for all the insults, your input remains nearly as lame as mine... Quote
allthumbs Posted March 15, 2002 Author Posted March 15, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Sparky: The "tree huggers" are why we have shade on approaches, rather than clear cuts. And T.N.'s 4x4 don't climb 5.10b. But then again...Trask: are you still making love to AlpK? In the republican sense? I've read your posts, and for all the insults, your input remains nearly as lame as mine...I'm struggling to be as lame as you and taz. It's a full time job. Quote
Biff Posted March 17, 2002 Posted March 17, 2002 AlpineK=Ted Nugent=Inevitable special education and male prostitution, as long as the ol' prostate holds out.... Hmmm.job. Gotcha in a stranglehold Quote
AlpineK Posted March 19, 2002 Posted March 19, 2002 Sorry Biff I never said I like Ted or what he stands for, but I do know who not to fuck with. Quote
Biff Posted March 19, 2002 Posted March 19, 2002 And yet you fuck with everyone. Seems like you'd eventually pick someone you could 'wup. And Ted is, frankly, a dickless dude who needs weapons to kill animals an angry child wpuld kill with her bare hands. Are you Ted? Quote
allthumbs Posted March 19, 2002 Author Posted March 19, 2002 yep, he's a real dickless dude, Biff "We are proud of Mr. Nugent's contributions to his profession, and to our state. His involvement should inspire others to greater awareness and action." --Governor John Engler, MI "Ted has his facts. He is very articulate and is also bold, honest, not shy or afraid to meet any challenge. He is carrying on the work which Fred Bear did so wisely and so well." --Dick Mauch, AMO [ 03-19-2002: Message edited by: trask ] Quote
AlpineK Posted March 19, 2002 Posted March 19, 2002 I will say this. I've known a couple good hunters, and they knew a lot about nature and the animals they hunted. Living in the big city, I think most of us think of hunters as beer swilling idiots, and there are plenty of those. A good hunter isn't quite like the stereotype. Us white folks have really changed the environment in America. To a point that someone needs to hunt. Quote
allthumbs Posted March 19, 2002 Author Posted March 19, 2002 I hear ya. I hunt all the time. I'm moving to Northern California in about a week, so I'll be check out the Shasta area and the local critters. Quote
Biff Posted March 20, 2002 Posted March 20, 2002 It's good to know an animal you're about to kill with a high-powered rifle. I mean, a beast with limited intelligence, without a chance to fight back, might present the challenge to those "hard men" who have their manhood reinforced by their death. And think of the tasty burgers. Quote
AlpineK Posted March 20, 2002 Posted March 20, 2002 Hey Biff you should read Fast Food Nation. Take a close look at the sections on the meat packing industry. You might not have the same attitude after reading it. Quote
vegetablebelay Posted March 20, 2002 Posted March 20, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Biff: It's good to know an animal you're about to kill with a high-powered rifle. I mean, a beast with limited intelligence, without a chance to fight back Gosh, it almost sounds like Biff hunting! Quote
allthumbs Posted March 20, 2002 Author Posted March 20, 2002 Shut the fuck up, Biff. What the hell kind of name is Biff, anyway? You some "valley guy" or something? Is your woman named Buffy? Blow me asseyes! Quote
Bronco Posted March 20, 2002 Posted March 20, 2002 Assuming all hunters do is drive around in a truck drinking beer and blasting bambi from 4 miles away with a sniper rifle is not too unusual. It is generally the same folks who are educated by watching the Fox network and assume all rock climbers do is pull themselves up the ropes previoulsly installed by the forest rangers. And assume all trees live forever if left alone. 1 - the hardest most suffering days I've ever had were hunting. #2 - duh. #3 - tree's sometimes die(even if they look ok on the outside) and need to be removed before they fall and crush you or your house. all of the above are also very fun, healthy sports to participate in and can be benneficial to the environment. Quote
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