ivan Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 Trip: Ben Steins Hoary Shaft - Bueeeeeller! Date: 10/10/2010 Trip Report: went oregon slumming last year on my b-day - w/ shit weather everywhere else this weekend, figured why not make it 2 years in a row and check out the mythic steins pillar w/ justinp - turned out much more mellow than da turkey monster and in a sweeeeet locale, w/ well-burned forests adn a nice, remote, idealic car-campsite to boot damned hard to get a proper view of stein's prick - the approach don't offer much - the main road might offer a decent sight, but it was pouring as we left so fuck knows - best sense of the thing i got from the shadow... hate-fuck commute in - abed at 10, up at 3, a long and difficult road alone through the darkness - angry negro in the light of a dozen copcars in troutdale getting the full rodney king workout, turns out shit can get worse prompt arrival at 7 in the a pleasant dale, bursting w/ 'shroom growth - jesus fuck, was that prineville i blew through in post-apocalyptic caffeine-frenzy? tyler's tr for the route pretty much has all the beta you need, if'n that happens to be the sum of your adle-minded interest - basically you don't need much gear, the climb is mostly a manktacular clip up, w/ good ledges at all belays - a stick clip is nice to have p1 is super short - 1 5.8-9 chimney/ow move and then its 40 feet of eeeeeeeasy climbing - there's an excellent bolted 5.9 pitch that is a good bit longer and more engaging below it - looking down at the start top of p1 ledge - plenty of space for a party w/ all the hoes from your area-code p2 starts w/ some free, then some clean placements & fixed gear, and a loose-block - steep to traversing, fun for the second too...cleaned a piece and then launched into a shrieking fun swing out into the abyss just starting p2 - good bit of hooking on this pitch justin on the attack i alternated between sleeping, smoking and worshipping the gods-that-gave-us-gummy products i got p3 - walk to left side of ledge, plug in a few pieces of gear, then follow the mank high-way - actually tyler or whoever has put in new shiny bolts every 3rd or so bolt so it's feels plenty tame, though w/ an enjoyable amt of exposure - used the stick clip just below the top out ledge to avoid the block buzzing w/ bees and the experimental hard-ware store hanger by it old skewl home-made anchor hanger, big as hell - new bolts below it though, plus you walk across the ledge and can back the fixed line up to another anchor below the start of p4 justin following p3 p4 starts steep w/ the usual assortment of musuem relics to clip to before p4 starts traversing... arriving at p4 top p5 plenty steep too - free move to mank, then free - used the stick clip then to save myself a possible fall onto a shitty bolt - from there smooth sailing to free climbing to the summit looking down at the p4 top ledge exotic stacked pins on p5 summit's big n' broad w/ alpine rose n' roasted, desicated rat carcasses justin on top - his wife came along too and spent the afternoon getting shots from afar - when they emerge from babylon mayhaps they'll throw in the contributions? back on the ground took in the sites and searched for the hook justin dropped on p2 to no avail - seems like a man can pretty much walk up to this big bitch, pick a line, n' drill right on up it indian fire n' beer swilling ensued - then the rain came and spent the night somnambulating 'round the red devil - big enough storm break saturday morning to fire up the grits n' coffee, then on to smith, where the weather was the same - hung out in the vanagon, smoking n' swilling hamms while waiting for the clouds to fuck off - got hassled by the skull hollow Man who's enforcing the camping fees, claiming the whoel shooting match will be closed nov 1 this year - discarded plans for fomenting a local revolution in lieu of heading over to the park for a hike in the rain, but the clouds lifted just in time to give us enough time to shoot up some redwall classics... sunday set my sights on a solo of soft-shoe ballet but neglected the clipstick and my balls gots all tiny n' faggoty n' i chickenshitted out after 2 placements shredded the cheese-chalk they were set in and blew out - consoled meself w/ a trip up bubbas, then headed for home through the mist and wind reckon gotta get someone to lash my ass up wolf rock 'fore next october... Gear Notes: dozen draws or so x2 big hooks couple offset nuts couple cams 1" and smaller second rope for rapping off (X2 double-rop raps, then a single) Approach Notes: over hill and dale Quote
111 Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 claiming the whoel shooting match will be closed nov 1 this year - serious??!!?? They're going to close skull hollow!?! WTF!!! I said it the second I saw it, but those installed gates at the enterance are bad news... Quote
ivan Posted October 11, 2010 Author Posted October 11, 2010 serious??!!?? They're going to close skull hollow!?! WTF!!! I said it the second I saw it, but those installed gates at the enterance are bad news... i imagine who ever yanked the fee box out of its concrete foundation oughta be able to work the same magic - at any rate, doesn't seem to solve much as you could still just car camp outside the gate, and no doubt pissed off folks w/ wire-cutters wouldn't have any problem w/ the fence even if they couldn't defeat the gate... Quote
powderhound Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 were all those nice new pins on P2 still? I assume from some guys free climbnig that thing. Quote
ivan Posted October 11, 2010 Author Posted October 11, 2010 were all those nice new pins on P2 still? I assume from some guys free climbnig that thing. there were a few, though i don't recall how many since i didn't lead that pitch - mostly i just remember justin doing a lot of hooking, plus sticking-clipping past a big loose block Quote
summitchaserCJB Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 I like your creative helmet art. Quote
LostCamKenny Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 so i guess the nose in a day didn't happen with you two... Quote
justinp Posted October 13, 2010 Posted October 13, 2010 so i guess the nose in a day didn't happen with you two... what u talking bout fool u been doing drugs with lary again Quote
justinp Posted October 13, 2010 Posted October 13, 2010 Nice Ledges Leading P2 just below the mandatory free move Mandatory free on P2. Fixed gear on P2 Ivan jugging P2 Lose block on P2 climbers left of Ivan Ivan leading P3 P3 P4 fixed gear Ivan jugging P4. Mandatory free swings the leader left of the last piece. Ivan leading P5 Jugging P5 Summit bitches Coming down Quote
ivan Posted October 13, 2010 Author Posted October 13, 2010 nice! but a shame you couldn't catch me in the middle of the shrieking swing of shame after i cut lose from that last piece i'm on there! Quote
stevetimetravlr Posted October 14, 2010 Posted October 14, 2010 Nice TR getting after it gentlemen! Quote
miker Posted October 18, 2010 Posted October 18, 2010 Jel Us. Fun times. Some of that gear looks sphincter-tightening. Quote
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