ROCK!!! err GOAT!!!

[RaisedByPikas]

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/836120-falling-goat-hits-hiker-off-mountain-in-50ft-fall

 

Falling goat hits hiker off mountain in 50ft fall

An Austrian hiker has been hospitalised after being hit by a falling mountain goat and tumbling 50ft to the ground.

 

Walter Kaiser, 59, was rushed to emergency services in Filzmoos, Austria, but the goat remained unhurt and ran off after the incident.

 

Kaiser was flown to Schladming Hospital by helicopter and suffered a number of minor injuries.

 

He was knocked off the side of Hochkesslekopf Mountain by the plunging goat during his climb.

[billcoe]

Whoh! you read some crazed stuff. Right below that was this one. Check out the last line which I made bold.

 

"Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder

A man who got his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder, after doctors in casualty could not free his genitals from their metal trap.

 

An angle grinder at work

 

Medics at Southampton General Hospital struggled to get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe, because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become erect. Instead, they resorted called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service. The fire crew turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help, in what a spokesman understatedly described as a 'delicate operation'. The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch industrial metal grinder to cut the pipe from around the anaesthetised man's penis.

 

The penis was left bruised and swollen, but otherwise unharmed by its traumatic day. The man, thought to be aged around 40, did not explain to hospital staff how exactly the pipe got stuck around his penis, after he presented himself at the hospital's Accident & Emergency department on Tuesday morning. He was said to be 'quite concerned and anxious'.

 

A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: 'It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting. 'It's certainly an unusual call-out, and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again.' Watch manager Greg Garrett from the Redbridge fire station told the Southampton daily Echo: 'I’ve only come across this type of thing three or four times in my 17 years as a firefighter. It’s not a daily occurrence.'"

huh, 3 or 4 times....what....wait.....

[denalidave]

LOL, but maybe you should change your sig to "keep the STROKE alive" (spoken in a dumb ass dude with his pecker in a pipe voice) for that post?

 

Just say'n.

[Doug]

F'n goat should have to split the cost of the rescue with the dumbshit hiker.

[bstach]

How do they know the goat wasn't hurt if it ran off? Sometimes head or internal injuries take some time to manifest.

[tvashtarkatena]

It's the emotional scarring that never really heals.

[G-spotter]

That hiker forgot "be the spotter, not the crashpad"