moderator for SPRAY board

[gapertimmy]

we need someone to be king of all spray. moderate over the madness. Someone who knows the difference between good and bad spray. Prefferably someone who has at least three years of experience in spraying. Consider this thread open for nominations:

I nominate:

capt.caveman and erik "my name is spelt with a k" to take the job

[Dru]

I second the nomination for Cavedog if he promises to crack down on that Ray Bourbon character.

[erik]

oh my gosh! wow, i am really flattered! thank you so much, if elected i will try my hardest to keep the bullshit thick and stinky. no comment, statement or posting will be safe from the terror of sarcasm, elitism or just good ole' fashioned shit talking. i also wanted to state that my history is tainted. i have had torrid and drunkin affairs, made rude comments to elderly people and missed my mother's birthday last year(thank you sun ribbon arete!)

my statement to my closest competitor, that cave guy. go screw yourself old man and bring it on! rude-mond ain't got shit over t-town and you know it. hilltops finest is in the air!

and my full legal name is: erik jon augustus montani jack daniels stupid dumbshit son-of-a-#@!$!*) snyder the XXIV.

[gapertimmy]

moving speech. you know "w" got his start moderating a spray board, you're going places eriK

eagerly awaiting ray, er, caveman's reply

[erik]

i think the t-1 in his cave broke, something about streaming porno over heated his digiboob. maybe it was his wrist and he can't click the mouse, i don't remember. hilltop is foggy today.

[W]

yeah, and just look at me now.

 

[Cpt.Caveman]

Ok guys I will be the moderater Timmy? I'll make sure to give the smack down to E-dog with an e-flog kickin outta the spray board. My 7 years of spray in the army koalify me specially since I am a bigger drunkard! You know da email address Tim. BTW what the heck does this duty entail!

[This message has been edited by Cpt.Caveman (edited 05-02-2001).]

[Scott_J]

Moderator my ass...America is too concerned with being nice and polite. Fuck it and say it all if you got the balls or ova. Capt Caveman could moderate as he would let it all slide except any Mountaineer Mottos or such stuff that they may mumble when out and about.

[Zenolith]

Susi,

Where could you possibly be from to think that America is polite? I can't think of a more disgusting culture except maybe Italy.

I vote for erik. He is a filthy pig. The first reply I ever got on this board was spray from him.

[Cpt.Caveman]

NO worries Zeno,

Sisu is a friend of mine trying to put in a friendly jab

Sisu you right about that brah! hahah Watch out for Mtnrs disease!

[erik]

zenolith,

harsh dude! i might have said it before and will always stick to it. you can ask anyone who actually knows me, i strongly believe in what my danish grand mother said. "alwyas ask questions, but a dumb question will get a dumb answer." i understand you might be new or just learning the ropes of this ever progressing(!?$#$^&) sport. so don't take anything personal, especially over the internet. you have to reliaze that porno sites are the most active on the entire world wide web, so me making a smart ass comment is about as innocent as baby kitten. and not leather clad. feel free to take jabs at me or anyhitng else you may want to do. cause in the long run, unless you are my mom or my girlfriend any negative comment will be logged into the free-for-all catagory in my head.

as i said before to you, if you want to go climbing with me and learn how to be the best human possible i am offering lessons in life little secrets for FREE!

take it easy dude! and don't work too hard.

[Zenolith]

erik and susi,

My comments in "Spray" are just that, spray. I have learned to spray like a pro from you, erik. Don't be offended by my comments as I am not offended by yours.

[erik]

ZENO,

the only thing that i offended by is the attpempted theft from major ski corp.

and your mom!

you probably should have gotten alpine skis and mounted your 3pins on that. b/c skis are for lightwieght girls. put some power behind those turns!

take it easY!?

 

[Zenolith]

erik,

my compliments to your mother as well.

yes, i never knew how morally upstanding the bc/climbing community was until i tried to be a little subersive. I did end up getting what i wanted tho...