The Last Oyster Haul?

[tvashtarkatena]

Funny, I haven't paid a phone bill in 25 years and the sumbitch still works.

[rob]

 

RUN FOREST RUN!!! The sky is falling the sky is falling. We have always been at war with Oceania

 

Weird. Bill, aren't YOU usually the one with pie-in-the-sky the-world-is-ending bullshit, ala 2012, etc. etc.?

 

This is like freaky friday.

[tvashtarkatena]

Shit, I remember leaving some chicken in the fridge. Anybody know where I can rent an HAZMAT suit?

[tvashtarkatena]

It's 2035, and you know what? The Rfucks were right all along. Gas is 10 cents a gallon, nobody takes drugs or has abortions anymore, everybody works hard and pays their own way, and, praise the Lord, the Muslims have all converted. Oh, and there's a new ice age on it's way. The world is finally a better place for our children.

[rob]

Well, obviously we have an unlimited supply of oil. Duh.

[tvashtarkatena]

There have never not been forests and swamps, so there has never been a period where oil stopped being created, so we'll never run out.

 

 

[tvashtarkatena]

I want my Supercar, mfkr.

[j_b]

We may never run out of oil because it'll be too expensive.

 

As of 1998: "This report by the International Center for

Technology Assessment (CTA) identifies and

quantifies the many external costs of using motor

vehicles and the internal combustion engine that are not

reflected in the retail price Americans pay for gasoline.

These are costs that consumers pay indirectly by way

of increased taxes, insurance costs, and retail prices in

other sectors.

The report divides the external costs of gasoline

usage into five primary areas: (1) Tax Subsidization of

the Oil Industry; (2) Government Program Subsidies;

(3) Protection Costs Involved in Oil Shipment and

Motor Vehicle Services; (4) Environmental, Health,

and Social Costs of Gasoline Usage; and (5) Other

Important Externalities of Motor Vehicle Use.

Together, these external costs total $558.7 billion to

$1.69 trillion per year, which, when added to the retail

price of gasoline, results in a per gallon price of $5.60

to $15.14."

The Real Price of Gas

[rob]

There have never not been forests and swamps, so there has never been a period where oil stopped being created, so we'll never run out.

 

 

Well, if we run out, Jesus can just whip up some more!

[olyclimber]

three words:

 

Rocky. Mountain. Oysters.

[bstach]

There's always prarie oysters