ChestBeater Posted May 19, 2009 Posted May 19, 2009 A few things about me: - I've hiked all of my life. - I've been skiing for 26 years - I've been climbing for 12 years. My climbing partners (past & present) include: - 2 climbing guidebook authors - 1 author of a self-rescue book - 1 AMGA rock and ice guide (my rope was the first he ever tied into) - 1 former non-accredited alpine guide in WA state - 1 current non-accredited guide in WA state I'm not saying this to brag or massage my ego. Most on this site don't know anything about the 2nd list. I usually keep this stuff pretty close to me because that's how I am. I've learned from the aforementioned people that being a good climber also includes keeping your ego in check. Quote
olyclimber Posted May 19, 2009 Posted May 19, 2009 A few things about me: - I've hiked all of my life. - I've been skiing for 26 years - I've been climbing for 12 years. My climbing partners (past & present) include: - 2 climbing guidebook authors - 1 author of a self-rescue book - 1 AMGA rock and ice guide (my rope was the first he ever tied into) - 1 former non-accredited alpine guide in WA state - 1 current non-accredited guide in WA state I'm not saying this to brag or massage my ego. Most on this site don't know anything about the 2nd list. I usually keep this stuff pretty close to me because that's how I am. I've learned from the aforementioned people that being a good climber also includes keeping your ego in check. that guy really left some sand in your privates, didn't he? Quote
ChestBeater Posted May 19, 2009 Author Posted May 19, 2009 You aren't qualified to carry my windshirt much less post in this thread. Quote
olyclimber Posted May 19, 2009 Posted May 19, 2009 Give it up dude, that guy was way more awesome than you'll ever be. Quote
olyclimber Posted May 19, 2009 Posted May 19, 2009 Have you seen this amusing picture, and can you give a chronology as to when it was posted on this website? Quote
ChestBeater Posted May 19, 2009 Author Posted May 19, 2009 That child obviously needs some formal training in winter survival. Look at all the mistakes it is making. sigh. I'll probably be getting a page to go haul it's corpse off the mountain anytime now. Quote
marc_leclerc Posted May 20, 2009 Posted May 20, 2009 Well im pritty sure that i could jump into the artic oshen and my dick would still be bigger than urs... im like 14 and have been climing in the gym for 5 months and can alredy top rope 5.12.... so shut up cuz u arnt that speshel Quote
Doug Posted May 20, 2009 Posted May 20, 2009 A few things about me: - I've hiked all of my life. - I've been skiing for 26 years - I've been climbing for 12 years. My climbing partners (past & present) include: - 2 climbing guidebook authors - 1 author of a self-rescue book - 1 AMGA rock and ice guide (my rope was the first he ever tied into) - 1 former non-accredited alpine guide in WA state - 1 current non-accredited guide in WA state I'm not saying this to brag or massage my ego. Most on this site don't know anything about the 2nd list. I usually keep this stuff pretty close to me because that's how I am. I've learned from the aforementioned people that being a good climber also includes keeping your ego in check. But you've never roped up with me, nor will you ever. So STFU. Bitch. Quote
ChestBeater Posted May 20, 2009 Author Posted May 20, 2009 im like 14 and have been climing in the gym for 5 months and can alredy top rope 5.12.... That's real impressive there sporto boy wonder. Those top-ropin' skills probably won't help you too much when you are out there in the alpine pushin' it on the sharp end. I'm talking about real climbing. Like Yellowjacket Tower for instance. Let me know when you head up there so I can get my rescue gear ready. Quote
marc_leclerc Posted May 20, 2009 Posted May 20, 2009 im like 14 and have been climing in the gym for 5 months and can alredy top rope 5.12.... That's real impressive there sporto boy wonder. Those top-ropin' skills probably won't help you too much when you are out there in the alpine pushin' it on the sharp end. I'm talking about real climbing. Like Yellowjacket Tower for instance. Let me know when you head up there so I can get my rescue gear ready. Haha.. fooled you homo bitch.... Quote
ChestBeater Posted May 20, 2009 Author Posted May 20, 2009 But you've never roped up with me, nor will you ever. So STFU. Bitch. You are probably one of those guys who wouldn't humble themselves to go on a nice, simple hike and enjoy the great outdoors and write a nice trip report about it. It's not "cool" or "extreme" enough for you I guess. Well, I'm not above posting a trip report (or a few hundred) about hiking even though I'm plenty qualified to rope up with most of the people on this website. I lead Mountaineers outings. Do you? I didn't think so. Quote
minx Posted May 20, 2009 Posted May 20, 2009 i walked around the block this morning. i skiied twice this year and climbed once...5.9! top that you pansy ass wannabes Quote
marc_leclerc Posted May 20, 2009 Posted May 20, 2009 I lead Mountaineers outings. Do you? I didn't think so. Well I climbed your mom.... big mountains but bushes everywhere... Quote
G-spotter Posted May 20, 2009 Posted May 20, 2009 The penis of these species is curled like a cork-screw and often becomes entangled in their mate's genitalia in the process of exchanging sperm. When all else fails, apophallation allows the slugs to separate themselves by one or both of the slugs chewing off the other's penis. Once its penis has been removed, a slug is still able to mate subsequently, but using only the female parts of its reproductive system. Quote
Doug Posted May 20, 2009 Posted May 20, 2009 But you've never roped up with me, nor will you ever. So STFU. Bitch. You are probably one of those guys who wouldn't humble themselves to go on a nice, simple hike and enjoy the great outdoors and write a nice trip report about it. It's not "cool" or "extreme" enough for you I guess. Well, I'm not above posting a trip report (or a few hundred) about hiking even though I'm plenty qualified to rope up with most of the people on this website. I lead Mountaineers outings. Do you? I didn't think so. Humility isn't my strong point, but enough about me. You're saying that when a mountaineer wants to "come out" you lead them out of the closet? So brave of you given the trauma your own outing must have put you through. Quote
Frenchy Posted May 20, 2009 Posted May 20, 2009 bahahahahha! layback the poop mongler! bahahahah Quote
billcoe Posted May 20, 2009 Posted May 20, 2009 i walked around the block this morning. i skiied twice this year and climbed once...5.9! top that you pansy ass wannabes MINX S BACK!!!! Turn around and Chestbest! Quote
Frenchy Posted May 20, 2009 Posted May 20, 2009 "Although the majority of my TRs this year were climbing related (one one hike and one ski tour - blame my pregger wife and my gimpy dog for that), I love the variety, the lack of cursing, and the lack of machismo. I avoid CC like the plague b/c I just don't get good vibes from the site. Sorry that all of my posts in this thread thus far have been climbing related. There are lots and lots of outstanding hiking TRs out there that have been missed too. Here's one more climb and I promise to post some hikes after that" Quote
Frenchy Posted May 20, 2009 Posted May 20, 2009 Sorry all my posts are badass and involved roping up and hauling dead people off the mountain. bahahahahahaha Quote
ChestBeater Posted May 20, 2009 Author Posted May 20, 2009 Sometimes I worry about posting TRs on this site and the possibility that they could be misconstrued as a guidebook or instruction. Quote
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