Partner with weak constitution wanted

[Terminal_Gravity]

Anybody want to cross the Alvord Dry Lake Desert in south east Oregon this summer with me? I prefer to do it during a dust storm, naked and without water.

 

I want a partner with a weak constitution so that I can add to my own personal struggle by draging you the last distance.

[allthumbs]

I'll pass. Your fetishes don't interest me. I'm sure you could book a spot on the Springer show when you get back.

[ruddersbox]

Hey bud, I think that "I and I" from Summitpost will gladley join you on that extreme venture, as long as he has Wild Turkey along...

[CleeshterFeeshter]

Do you want someone that is morbidly obese or severely emaciated and ravenous? I am thinking that if I gain 100 lbs- then you can drag my sorry plight of an ass

[Terminal_Gravity]

trask...Fetishes that I may or may not have aren't an issue. "Perfect style" is without gear. Free solo is a higher style than hang dogin. Ben Nevis has been soloed nekked. Although the guy did use boots crampons and tools.

 

Ruddersbox...I think that Wild Turkey might add to the challange but I prefer Maker's Mark

 

CF...Gain on dude

 

The rest of you pusses...Where's the spray when I guy need's it?

[allthumbs]

they're all out chopping bolts and nursing hangovers

[specialed]

I'd go except that I'd end up dragging your sorry ass the last distance. Since anyone who would suggest such a sick proposal obviously has a diseased constitution.

[ScottP]

quote:

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Originally posted by Terminal Gravity:

(snip) Ben Nevis has been soloed nekked. Although the guy did use boots crampons and tools.

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Then it wasn't naked.

 

Or "nekked" for that matter.

 

BTW, if you want a true sysiphean experience, do it after eating some Vitamin L.