Doug Posted November 6, 2008 Posted November 6, 2008 The real question Peter; Which Obama will you see? Quote
JosephH Posted November 6, 2008 Posted November 6, 2008 There is only one Obama and that is the one that came up through Chicago politics - all the rest are simply a reflection of the hopes and/or fears of the ones doing the looking. [ And that view has been validated by his choice for Chief of Staff. ] Quote
Hugh Conway Posted November 6, 2008 Posted November 6, 2008 The real question Peter; Which Obama will you see? Trick question: PP will see the troll potential. Quote
olyclimber Posted November 6, 2008 Posted November 6, 2008 Which disease would you rather get? A. Syphilis B. Cancer C. Gonorrhea D. Have to be PeterPuget for a day Quote
Doug Posted November 6, 2008 Posted November 6, 2008 Which disease would you rather get? A. Syphilis B. Cancer C. Gonorrhea D. Have to be PeterPuget for a day Is being Peter Puget for a day anything like having Chlamydia? Quote
General Zod Posted November 6, 2008 Posted November 6, 2008 Actually I think we'll be getting a Skinny Black Guy. OVER the coming days and weeks, there will be many “I never thought I’d see the day” pieces, but none of them will be more overflowing with “I never thought I’d see the day”-ness than this one. I’m black, you see, and I haven’t gained a pound since college. I skip breakfast most days, have maybe half a sandwich for lunch, and sometimes I forget to eat dinner. Just slips my mind. Yesterday morning, I woke up to a new world. America had elected a Skinny Black Guy president. I never thought I’d see the day. What were the chances that someone who looked like me would come to lead the most powerful nation on earth? Slim. Skinny Black Guys of my parents’ generation pinned their hopes on Sammy Davis Jr. His was a big-tent candidacy, rallying Skinny Black Guys, the Rat Pack and the Jewish vote in one crooning, light-footed package. He won South Carolina, but he never gathered momentum. In the end, the Candy Man couldn’t. No one stepped up for a long time. Michael Jackson was black and skinny, but also pretty weird, and after a while he wasn’t even black any more, although he did retain his beanpole silhouette. We thought we had a winner in Chris Rock, but then he started in with his infamous “There are Russians, and then there are ... Georgians” routine and we decided he was too raw for the national stage. So we waited. Some lost faith. Others gorged themselves on protein shakes, believing that America might accept a black mesomorph. And some of us kept hoping. We were hungry for change, if not brunch. Like many Americans, I first saw Barack Obama at the 2004 Democratic convention. I remember telling my wife excitedly, “This guy is probably stuffed after a cup of minestrone!” We knew it’d be an uphill battle. America has a long, troubled history. Last summer, The Wall Street Journal came out and said what all Americans felt, but were too afraid to say aloud: “In a nation in which 66 percent of the voting-age population is overweight and 32 percent is obese, could Senator Obama’s skinniness be a liability? Despite his visits to waffle houses, ice-cream parlors and greasy-spoon diners around the country, his slim physique just might have some Americans wondering whether he is truly like them.” Had he bitten off more than he could chew? I voted for Mr. Obama, but don’t give me that “you’re racist” line. Skinny Black Guys vote Democratic 90 percent of the time, through thin and thin. Now our day has come. On the right, there’s been much anxiety over what a Skinny Black Guy administration will look like. Will he paint the White House a warm, Cablinasian caramel, lop off the East Wing for a more svelte profile? Pack his cabinet with Garrett Morris, Dave Chappelle and Jimmie Walker? Such talk is ridiculous, although Mr. Obama doesn’t hide the fact that he keeps Urkel on speed-dial “because you never know.” I’m confident he’ll reach across the aisle to Skinny White Guys, Haven’t Been Able to Get to the Gym White Guys, and If They Were Women They’d Be Called Zaftig White Guys. He is going to raise taxes on the middle class, though. They were right about that. Skinny Black Guys hate the middle class. No reason. Just do. What else can we expect from a Skinny Black Guy White House? (I never thought I’d live to write those words!) We’ll turn the corner, or close the menu, as we like to say, on the war on terrorism. The time may come to sit down at the (under-catered) table with the Taliban. The president-elect has a lot in common with these guys. No, not that. It’s hard to get good takeout in the caves of Tora Bora, so you know they’re pretty lean by now. Nothing breaks the ice like, “Is that my stomach growling, or yours?” There’s a lot of work to be done to get America back on track. There won’t be time for full meals, just light snacking. No problem. With the economy tanking, we’ll to have to tighten our belts. Again, no prob. When Skinny Black Guys say, “I’ll just have the Cobb salad,” it’s not a calorie thing. We’re cheap. It’ll come in handy when cutting the fat out of the budget in time for beach season. A lot of bigots woke up yesterday to the reality of our modern world. To them I say, just because you have a high metabolism, it doesn’t mean that you don’t have a fierce moral vision and the right ideas to fix this country. It just means that you don’t gain weight easily. Somewhere, the Candy Man is smiling. Quote
dberdinka Posted November 6, 2008 Posted November 6, 2008 We're going to get Obama with the PIMP CANE. Joe Liberman isn't going to be able to sit for a week. Quote
prole Posted November 6, 2008 Posted November 6, 2008 The girl with the green shirt think she's at the Palin rally. Quote
Braydon Posted November 7, 2008 Posted November 7, 2008 the guy right behind obama thinks he's at the Lakers game. Quote
Peter_Puget Posted November 7, 2008 Author Posted November 7, 2008 There is only one Obama and that is the one that came up through Chicago politics - all the rest are simply a reflection of the hopes and/or fears of the ones doing the looking. [ And that view has been validated by his choice for Chief of Staff. ] on that we pretty much agree...the question is was the Chief of Staff chosen to beat down the republicans or the dems? Quote
JosephH Posted November 7, 2008 Posted November 7, 2008 There is only one Obama and that is the one that came up through Chicago politics - all the rest are simply a reflection of the hopes and/or fears of the ones doing the looking. [ And that view has been validated by his choice for Chief of Staff. ] on that we pretty much agree...the question is was the Chief of Staff chosen to beat down the republicans or the dems? He was chosen to insure their agenda can successfully navigate Congress... Quote
Peter_Puget Posted November 7, 2008 Author Posted November 7, 2008 Ya but is he more worried about the Dem or the Reps.....If he moves to the center he will likely have a Democrat revolt the republicans he can pretty much ignore..... Quote
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