Tokogirl Posted October 21, 2008 Posted October 21, 2008 Eh - gads what is this world coming to....any CC.COM folks in that mix. MANITOBA HERALD, Canada Date: Tuesday, 14 Oct 2008 The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The possibility of a McCain/Palin election is prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and agree with Bill O'Reilly. Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night. 'I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,' said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields. 'Not real effective,' he said. 'The liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give milk.' Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them across the border and leave them to fend for themselves. 'A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions,' an Ontario border patrolman said. 'I found one carload without a drop of drinking water.' They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though.' When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about the McCain administration establishing re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to shoot wolves from airplanes, deny evolution, and act out drills preparing them for the Rapture. In recent days, liberals have turned to sometimes-ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen passengers on Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney hits to prove they were alive in the '50s. 'If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we get suspicious about their age,' an official said. Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon movies. 'I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them,' an Ottawa resident said. 'How many art history and English majors does one country need?' Quote
Fairweather Posted October 21, 2008 Posted October 21, 2008 Eventually, they'll end up in Belize farming with the Mennonites. Quote
Tokogirl Posted October 21, 2008 Author Posted October 21, 2008 Starting their own drug cartel. Tvash starring in "Scarface"?! Quote
olyclimber Posted October 21, 2008 Posted October 21, 2008 Never underestimate the angry left. Nor a chimp on a Segway. Quote
ken4ord Posted October 21, 2008 Posted October 21, 2008 I left the States when Bush was "reelected", I was so happy to leave then. I was really disappointed in our electoral process. McCain/Palin can't win, please don't let it happen, I am tired of living in exile. Quote
Tokogirl Posted October 21, 2008 Author Posted October 21, 2008 I left the States when Bush was "reelected", I was so happy to leave then. I was really disappointed in our electoral process. McCain/Palin can't win, please don't let it happen, I am tired of living in exile. Having been to Bangadesh - I suppose I would have made a different choice on where I would live in exile Quote
G-spotter Posted October 21, 2008 Posted October 21, 2008 http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tor/862818036.html Quote
joblo7 Posted October 21, 2008 Posted October 21, 2008 that guy should move to peru!! here , if it takes you more than 6months to sample 20, and marry one, you're gay. and you can hook up real quick too......... here you're rich.desirable.intelligent AND cultured even if you're from the midwest. Quote
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