Hendershot Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 Presidential Library The GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY is now in the planning stages. The Library will include: The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has yet been able to find. The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out. The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling. The Tax Cut Room with entry restricted only to the wealthy. The Economy Room, which is in the toilet. The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour. The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery. The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty, but very warm. The Supreme Court Gift Shop, where you can buy an election. The Decider Room complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws. Additionally, the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments. Admission: Republicans - free; Democrats - $1000 or 3 Euros Quote
StevenSeagal Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 Don't forget the "Ministry of Truth" section and it's guided tours given by Rush Limbaugh. And out front is the library's only book: My Pet Goat. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 Holy crap that is funny. So true..... and the Bush Library has one book more than yours. Quote
StevenSeagal Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 Don't forget the "Kaskadskyjkozak Spank Material Room" Quote
G-spotter Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 And out front is the library's only book: My Pet Goat. upside down Quote
Bug Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 Don't forget the chapel where spiritual decisions are made. Like, wether or not to support pro-life policies or, wether or not to lie about weapons of mass destruction and send thousands of US soldiers to their deaths. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 Don't forget the chapel where spiritual decisions are made. Like, wether or not to support pro-life policies or, wether or not to lie about weapons of mass destruction and send thousands of US soldiers to their deaths. yeah, join the Christian-haters, Bug. God forbid the president believes he should pray for guidance and act accordingly to those beliefs. Quote
kevbone Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 God forbid the president believes he should pray for guidance Ever heard of separation of church and state? Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 God forbid the president believes he should pray for guidance Ever heard of separation of church and state? The US has never elected an atheist. And never will, God willing. Quote
kevbone Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 Ever heard of separation of church and state? Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 Allah willing If He is one and the same, then yes. I'll always agree with that sentiment with a Muslim before agreeing against Him with an atheist. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 Ever heard of separation of church and state? Your buddy Obama is a Christian and attends Church, boner. Quote
underworld Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 Ever heard of separation of church and state? the president praying has nothing to do w/ the separation of church and state... but it does have everything to do w/ his freedom of religion. ever heard of that? Quote
kevbone Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 Ever heard of separation of church and state? the president praying has nothing to do w/ the separation of church and state... but it does have everything to do w/ his freedom of religion. ever heard of that? If he prays, then gets a message from God and acts on it, that is not a separation of church and state. He better not be praying the oval office. At least not on our time. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 Ever heard of separation of church and state? the president praying has nothing to do w/ the separation of church and state... but it does have everything to do w/ his freedom of religion. ever heard of that? If he prays, then gets a message from God and acts on it, that is not a separation of church and state. He better not be praying the oval office. At least not on our time. You're such a stupid ass, boner, really. You want to bet that Clinton did not pray while in office? On YOUR time? And Carter? Kennedy? Johnson? FDR? Truman? You think they were atheists? Quote
StevenSeagal Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 Allah willing If He is one and the same, then yes. I'll always agree with that sentiment with a Muslim before agreeing against Him with an atheist. Me too, I don't trust anyone who doesn't live their life steeped in fantasy. Quote
StevenSeagal Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 Ever heard of separation of church and state? the president praying has nothing to do w/ the separation of church and state... but it does have everything to do w/ his freedom of religion. ever heard of that? If he prays, then gets a message from God and acts on it, that is not a separation of church and state. He better not be praying the oval office. At least not on our time. You're such a stupid ass, boner, really. You want to bet that Clinton did not pray while in office? On YOUR time? And Carter? Kennedy? Johnson? FDR? Truman? You think they were atheists? All of them religious. All of them corrupt fuckheads toeing the same corrupt political line. Hmmmmm. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 All of them religious. All of them corrupt fuckheads toeing the same corrupt political line. Hmmmmm. You atheists are all the same. Infinitely cynical. No surprise, since you have nothing to believe in (or hope for) Quote
StevenSeagal Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 All of them religious. All of them corrupt fuckheads toeing the same corrupt political line. Hmmmmm. You atheists are all the same. Infinitely cynical. No surprise, since you have nothing to believe in (or hope for) And nothing to kill for, either! Oooohhhhhhhhh!!!!! Quote
StevenSeagal Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 How's the hope going, KKK? Anything happen yet? Quote
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