Coldplay

[tvashtarkatena]

Am I the only guy in the world who thinks they blow, or am I simply not hip enough to realize that everyone else thinks they blow, too?

 

Sack you.

[akhalteke]

I hate that pasty faced faggot lead singer. I would like to stuff him in his piano...under the strings.

[tvashtarkatena]

Other bands I fucking hate:

 

Dave Matthews

 

Blues Traveler

 

Counting Crows

 

Smashing Pumpkins

 

and one other that'll come to me as soon as I get pissed off enough...the suicidal kid...fucking complete crybaby...anyone?

 

That whole whiny fucking genre can shove a hot Harley tailpipe up its ass.

 

 

[tvashtarkatena]

Coldplay induces hot anger in me.

[akhalteke]

Dave Matthews

I would liike to force him to eat 25 lbs of dried kidney beans and then force feed him water until he pops

 

Blues Traveler

Bass guitar to the forehead

 

Counting Crows

Slit his wrists for him because this whiny pre-emo homo obviously doesn't have the cajones to do it himself

 

Smashing Pumpkins

This pig faced motherfucker should be waterboarded with hydrochloric acid.

[tvashtarkatena]

Well, make your jarhead useful and think of that fucking pussy's name that escapes me. Has a problem with depression.

[Hugh Conway]

TTK - 5 years behind the curve, again

[akhalteke]

Well, make your jarhead useful and think of that fucking pussy's name that escapes me. Has a problem with depression.

 

1) I have long hair and am not a Marine

 

2) You have just narrowed it down to an entire genre...

[tvashtarkatena]

TTK - 5 years behind the curve, again

 

I never claimed to hip. That's your department, sexy.

 

Ben Folds Five - hate them too, but that's not it.

 

RADIOHEAD.

 

OMFG I hate that fuckstick.

 

I thought akakahead just posted that he was a gyrine in another thread? He's a hillbilly? WTF?

[Hugh Conway]

I never claimed to hip.

 

Hip? The New York times pronounced them past it 3 years ago! They are almost ironic hip

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/05/arts/music/05pare.html

[tvashtarkatena]

Well, I need to start following bands like our little teenage princess Hugh Conway. Hey, do you have any skin care tips?

[Hugh Conway]

Try reading the news. It will help with other things as well

[tvashtarkatena]

Are you substantial enough for a real woman to even use you for a bathroom trashcan liner, or would that be too much to ask?

[tvashtarkatena]

I read the NYT every day, just not the teen section.

[mattp]

The pumpkins were OK, I thought, though their lead singer was certainly psycho!

[akhalteke]

The pumpkins were OK, I thought, though their lead singer was certainly psycho!

 

I'd fuck the bassist. She was doable. It would have to be some weird crazy shit like with ball gags and halters and frenchman's mustard. I would only do it if a midget watched though; preferably wearing a tux and smoking with one of those long cigarette holders. A rotating waterbed would be nice too; with leopard skin prints and pillows made out of the aforementioned musical performers' skin.

 

Yeah, I think that would do it. I would totally do her under those conditions.

[wayne]

Man you can go off on the lead guy for R-head

but the music....cant be touched by any modern band

Edited June 26, 2008 by wayne1112

[tvashtarkatena]

You need to stop speaking with your daughter for a while. She's controlling your mind.

[kevbone]

Do you know what the worst part about listening to Coldplay is?

[kevbone]

Telling your parents your gay?

[pink]

hello, radiohead is the stupidest fucking band ever. u2 is goddamm annoying to. i hate bono, what a fucking waste of time that was.

[kevbone]

Radiohead has that one good song.....but thats it.....

[pink]

Telling your parents your gay?

 

so, how did your dad take it nature trail boy

[kevbone]

Telling your parents your gay?

 

so, how did your dad take it nature trail boy

 

 

You know how he took it.....he had a hard time telling his dad!

[pink]

you dad listens to coldplay as well.