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Other bands I fucking hate:

 

Dave Matthews

 

Blues Traveler

 

Counting Crows

 

Smashing Pumpkins

 

and one other that'll come to me as soon as I get pissed off enough...the suicidal kid...fucking complete crybaby...anyone?

 

That whole whiny fucking genre can shove a hot Harley tailpipe up its ass.

 

 

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Dave Matthews

I would liike to force him to eat 25 lbs of dried kidney beans and then force feed him water until he pops

 

Blues Traveler

Bass guitar to the forehead

 

Counting Crows

Slit his wrists for him because this whiny pre-emo homo obviously doesn't have the cajones to do it himself

 

Smashing Pumpkins

This pig faced motherfucker should be waterboarded with hydrochloric acid.

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The pumpkins were OK, I thought, though their lead singer was certainly psycho!

 

I'd fuck the bassist. She was doable. It would have to be some weird crazy shit like with ball gags and halters and frenchman's mustard. I would only do it if a midget watched though; preferably wearing a tux and smoking with one of those long cigarette holders. A rotating waterbed would be nice too; with leopard skin prints and pillows made out of the aforementioned musical performers' skin.

 

Yeah, I think that would do it. I would totally do her under those conditions.

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