rob Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 Utah town reconsiders ban on bikinis Especially shocking is this little snippet from the article: The restrictions were not popular, even in the community where the council passed a resolution in 2006 to favor the "natural family" consisting of a working husband, a stay-at-home wife and a "full quiver of children." Full quiver of children? OH NOES! Bikinis! You might see her hips!!! WTF do ultra-religious people have against sex, anyway? You'd think a people who want a "full quiver of children" would be into sex. Quote
dt_3pin Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 (edited) My sister is a fundamentalist christian and adherent to 'quiverfull' theology. She believes that 'god opens and closes the womb.' She has 8 kids, and it's quite apparent god doesn't close the womb too much. 'quiverfull' is a reference to Psalms 127:5 - How blessed is the man whose quiver is full of them; They will not be ashamed When they speak with their enemies in the gate. Edited June 12, 2008 by dt_3pin Quote
rob Posted June 12, 2008 Author Posted June 12, 2008 If a group of wild gays and lesbians from San Fransisco picked this place for their annual spring picnic, I'd totally pay to see that. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 If a group of wild gays and lesbians from San Fransisco picked this place for their annual spring picnic, I'd totally pay to see that. would you pay if domesticated gays and lesbians picked the place for a picnic? Quote
rob Posted June 12, 2008 Author Posted June 12, 2008 If a group of wild gays and lesbians from San Fransisco picked this place for their annual spring picnic, I'd totally pay to see that. would you pay if domesticated gays and lesbians picked the place for a picnic? yeah, but not as much, and only if they brought a quiver full of children Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 If a group of wild gays and lesbians from San Fransisco picked this place for their annual spring picnic, I'd totally pay to see that. would you pay if domesticated gays and lesbians picked the place for a picnic? yeah, but not as much, and only if they brought a quiver full of children feral gays and lesbians would be the most entertaining Quote
ashw_justin Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 That which you can not control, deny to others. When freedom, sexuality, etc. are the property of 'God' and his salesmen, the monopoly is highly lucrative. Quote
Fairweather Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 My sister is a fundamentalist christian and adherent to 'quiverfull' theology. She believes that 'god opens and closes the womb.' She has 8 kids, and it's quite apparent god doesn't close the womb too much. Quote
sirwoofalot Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 If a group of wild gays and lesbians from San Fransisco picked this place for their annual spring picnic, I'd totally pay to see that. would you pay if domesticated gays and lesbians picked the place for a picnic? yeah, but not as much, and only if they brought a quiver full of children Please take me back to my sex education classes in Jr. high. How can two lesbians, or two gay men produce one child let alone a quiver full? I guess I would be interested to learn how that can happen. Quote
sobo Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 ...The restrictions were not popular, even in the community where the council passed a resolution in 2006 to favor the "natural family" consisting of a working husband, a stay-at-home wife and a "full quiver of children." What does that mean? Is that sort of like they get separate water fountains, bathrooms, restaurants, or seats at the front of the bus or what? How does one "favor" a family in this instance? Quote
rob Posted June 12, 2008 Author Posted June 12, 2008 If a group of wild gays and lesbians from San Fransisco picked this place for their annual spring picnic, I'd totally pay to see that. would you pay if domesticated gays and lesbians picked the place for a picnic? yeah, but not as much, and only if they brought a quiver full of children Please take me back to my sex education classes in Jr. high. How can two lesbians, or two gay men produce one child let alone a quiver full? I guess I would be interested to learn how that can happen. answer #1 answer #2 Oh, wait, you're right -- gays and lesbians NEVER raise children. God would NEVER let that happen.... Quote
Fairweather Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 If a group of wild gays and lesbians from San Fransisco picked this place for their annual spring picnic, I'd totally pay to see that. would you pay if domesticated gays and lesbians picked the place for a picnic? yeah, but not as much, and only if they brought a quiver full of children Please take me back to my sex education classes in Jr. high. How can two lesbians, or two gay men produce one child let alone a quiver full? I guess I would be interested to learn how that can happen. A shit-seed emerges from ruptured follicles in the cecum and is fertilized by rainbow trout in the transverse colon. The zygote then implants against the wall of the descending colon. Everyone knows this. Quote
minx Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 god needs to close the wombs of a few people i've seen raising children just hang a sign "no wombs" Quote
Hendershot Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 If a group of wild gays and lesbians from San Fransisco picked this place for their annual spring picnic, I'd totally pay to see that. would you pay if domesticated gays and lesbians picked the place for a picnic? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA57gysJSt4'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA57gysJSt4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA57gysJSt4 Quote
minx Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 no womb at the inn... thanks kevbone. i'll be going now. Quote
sobo Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 Minx...so good of you to drop by. You really do stalk her, don't you? Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 god needs to close the wombs of a few people i've seen raising children minx: i know you like flipping boner shit, but that's kind of harsh Quote
minx Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 any womb for me? only with an early check out time Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 any womb for me? only with an early check out time rob's a 20 second wonder. will that work? Quote
minx Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 i dunno, ask god, he's the one controlling the wombs Quote
rob Posted June 12, 2008 Author Posted June 12, 2008 any womb for me? only with an early check out time rob's a 20 second wonder. will that work? But I can do it more than once, so it all works out. Quote
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