mkporwit Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 And hey, sitting down to pee means you don't have to open your eyes, makes it easier to go back to sleep. Hmmm, maybe that answer's Bug's question. Hell, if the whole point is not to open your eyes so you can go back to sleep you can just pee in your depends... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
111 Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Why don't we talk about women, over the age of 25, who don't know how to fucking cook. When do we talk about that? Woke up one morning, went downstairs to my roomie cooking brekki(very uncommon as she don't know how to cook if the microwave isnt involved). She says proudly, "I'm making an omlette!" Laid out on the counter is a good assortment of fillings, but then I noticed there was a tortilla in the pan with cheese on it. I asked her where the eggs were, and got a blank stare for a few seconds, then it clicked. "I KNEW I was missing something!" OMFG!!!!!! HOW?!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 men understand the real utility of the remote is that it allows you to find out what else is on. You mean incessantly changing the channel every five seconds until all 200 channels have passed, then starting over to see what they missed? I'd rather watch Oprah for two hours than put up with Attention Deficit Remote Disorder. The punchline is "men are hunters and women are gatherers" (from Seinfeld) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 I have a question. Is it bad when I'm sitting with a group of guys and women. (none of whom I'm 8D )and I turn to the person nearest to the fridge and say, "Bring me a beer bitch." Should I apologize? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 What's the point? Everyone knows that men never learn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 duh... "what's for dinner, batman?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Why don't we talk about women, over the age of 25, who don't know how to fucking cook. When do we talk about that? Whatever, laundry-boy...Seriously, I do ALL of the cooking in my house... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Cooking is fun. You get to do chemistry without the lab. Of course you do have to be on the lookout for bad experiments, but that's part of the fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Cooking is a pleasure. And I always live by the rule that s/he who cooks does not have to do the dishes. In my family, my father did all the cooking, so I had a great role model who enjoyed trying many different gourmet meals. I will always admire a man who can cook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Cooking is a pleasure. And I always live by the rule that s/he who cooks does not have to do the dishes. In my family, my father did all the cooking, so I had a great role model who enjoyed trying many different gourmet meals. I will always admire a man who can cook. I love cooking; I hate cleaning up afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 (edited) i cook and do the dishes...she does the finances...did i mention that i wear skirts?? Edited May 20, 2008 by RuMR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 mini me skirts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 my a$$ isn't so mini... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 ssssssexyyyyyyyy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Cooking is a pleasure. And I always live by the rule that s/he who cooks does not have to do the dishes. I go by that rule too. Although if dinner leads straight into something else, then the dishes/pots can simply be put into the sink and quickly rinsed / filled w/ water so they don't dry up and be a pain to wash later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Dude, if it leads to something else the dishes can rot in hell for all I'm concerned. Forget the rinse cycle, get down to business! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Dude, if it leads to something else the dishes can rot in hell for all I'm concerned. Forget the rinse cycle, get down to business! Gary: WTF is the matter with you??!?!?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 did i mention that i wear skirts?? Yes....you have mentioned that many times.....and no I wont climb with you this weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 *** You are ignoring this user *** Toggle the display of this post ahhh that sweet sound of silence... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 It can also serve as a tease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 In that case, so will the e-collar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 *** You are ignoring this user *** Toggle the display of this post ahhh that sweet sound of silence... Hey dude…..you are on the web…..everything is silent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Hey dude…..you are on the web…..everything is silent. Not everything. If you'd STFU it would get a lot quieter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Hey dude…..you are on the web…..everything is silent. Not everything. If you'd STFU it would get a lot quieter. You dont get to respond to me. Please put me back on your ignore/pussy button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Hey dude…..you are on the web…..everything is silent. Not everything. If you'd STFU it would get a lot quieter. ...please don't encourage him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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