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The Tax Rebate Explained (by Dave Barry)

 

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?

A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?

A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?

A. Only a smidgen.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?

A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?

A. Shut up.

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A few corrections.

 

The Tax Rebate Explained (by Dave Barry)

 

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?

A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?

A. By increasing the deficit

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?

A. No, they are giving you your childrens' money

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?

A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?

A. Shut up.

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a line from stephen king's short story "survivor type" in which a morphine-addicted doctor, stranded on a desert island, resorts to auto-cannibalism:

 

"if you are what you eat, then i haven't changed a bit!"

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I heard that these rebates are actually a front or loan on our individual return that will have to be paid back in 08. Any truth to this? (because cc.com is my source for the truth & the news).

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Secondly,

 

What's up with all these treads dedicated to specific members? We have one for Porter, Kevbone, JayB and John Frieh. What's next?

 

Woooohhh, the last one I opened had "For Hendershot" on it. Now I get it.

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Secondly,

 

What's up with all these treads dedicated to specific members? We have one for Porter, Kevbone, JayB and John Frieh. What's next?

they're to remind dru what avatar he needs to respond with - duh!

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I heard that these rebates are actually a front or loan on our individual return that will have to be paid back in 08. Any truth to this? (because cc.com is my source for the truth & the news).
Woo Hoo! My tax bill would be less that money next year and I'll be the one laughing!

It'll never happen.

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Secondly,

 

What's up with all these treads dedicated to specific members? We have one for Porter, Kevbone, JayB and John Frieh. What's next?

 

no one loves meeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE :cry:

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"...I was sitting writing on my textbook, but the work did not progress; my thoughts were elsewhere. I turned my chair to the fire and dozed. Again the atoms were gamboling before my eyes. This time the smaller groups kept modestly in the background. My mental eye, rendered more acute by the repeated visions of the kind, could now distinguish larger structures of manifold conformation; long rows sometimes more closely fitted together all twining and twisting in snake-like motion. But look! What was that? One of the snakes had seized hold of its own tail, and the form whirled mockingly before my eyes. As if by a flash of lightning I awoke; and this time also I spent the rest of the night in working out the consequences of the hypothesis."

 

-- Kekule dreams the benzene structure, 1864

 

 

 

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