Doug Posted April 15, 2008 Posted April 15, 2008 Just one of the funniest jokes I've heard in a while: Reason it's important to understand English. I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. There was a short line. Just one lady in front of me. . .an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations". The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people, too!" Quote
mtn_mouse Posted April 15, 2008 Posted April 15, 2008 "Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations". The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people, too!" OMG! Harry Pi's mother! Quote
Bug Posted April 15, 2008 Posted April 15, 2008 Thank you for allow me to exchange at you bank. Quote
G-spotter Posted April 15, 2008 Posted April 15, 2008 Why exchange CDN $$ for US $$? You'll just lose money. US dolla headed for parity with Peso. Quote
billcoe Posted April 15, 2008 Posted April 15, 2008 A Chinese woman went to the Ophthalmologist to have her eyes examined. The doctor told her she had a cataract. "No I don't," The Chinese woman said. "I have Rincoln Continental". Which is better than Ed Zacary disease. Quote
billcoe Posted April 15, 2008 Posted April 15, 2008 Ed Zachary Disease Madeline Albright, Clintons secretary of yada yada was on a China trip - she was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a local sex therapist in Peking, where she wasn't well known. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang. So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose.' She did as she was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.' Again she did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did. Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said, 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary diease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.' Worried, Madeline Albright asked anxiously, 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease?' Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.' Here Madeline Albright scores with Kim Il Jung II! Quote
bstach Posted April 15, 2008 Posted April 15, 2008 Why does the currency exchange never have any small bills? When I tried to get British Pounds (was going to London) they only had 100 Pound notes. WTF? As I travelled around Africa, the smallest I could get were 20,000 Shilling notes (about $20US) at the local banks. Good luck trying to buy something small with that...all the local merchants have "no change". WTF? Also in Africa (Kenya/Tanzania), the favorite currency is American Dollars (not local currency). Yet to get American dollars, I had to cash my American Dollar travellers cheques into local currency and then to American Dollars (incuring twice the service charge. WTF? Rots of ruck, white boy! Quote
Bug Posted April 18, 2008 Posted April 18, 2008 Why exchange CDN $$ for US $$? You'll just lose money. US dolla headed for parity with Peso. Yeah we will be poor but we will sure be dumb. Quote
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