olyclimber Posted March 10, 2008 Posted March 10, 2008 Lets have the latest report Peter. I have my opening day tickets! Quote
prole Posted March 10, 2008 Posted March 10, 2008 Ichiro's doing it on purpose. He's sly like that. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted March 10, 2008 Posted March 10, 2008 I'd like to like baseball. I just wish it was more interesting. Quote
Dechristo Posted March 10, 2008 Posted March 10, 2008 Those that "throw like a girl" may have more difficulty in appreciating the skills involved. Quote
Peter_Puget Posted March 10, 2008 Author Posted March 10, 2008 Let me tell ya Porter….Pheonix this time of year is a little slice of heaven. The Boys in Blue are lookin’ good. I wish we took a chance on Colon and sent Ho-Ram packing but what the heck. Once we get Jr back in July things will be looking better. I now have not one but two balls signed by Ichiro himself. Dickey went crazy on the mound. Johjima looked like he was shooting baskets as he leapt to grab the wild pitches. Over in Giant land Zito looked terrible on the mound and Vizquel could barley escape on his crutches from an adoring 80 year old female fan shouting over and over …. “Omar I love you….” Quote
olyclimber Posted March 10, 2008 Posted March 10, 2008 Did I hear you say you picked up an Ichiro signed ball for Ulee???? Quote
Doug Posted March 10, 2008 Posted March 10, 2008 Sounds to me like Peter finally got the other testicle signed by Ichiro... Quote
Peter_Puget Posted March 10, 2008 Author Posted March 10, 2008 let's keep this thread safe for family reading. Here's an update from Peoria: news Quote
Dechristo Posted March 10, 2008 Posted March 10, 2008 let's keep this thread safe for family reading. like keeping the restroom clean with the hand towels folded nicely in a whorehouse. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted March 10, 2008 Posted March 10, 2008 let's keep this thread safe for family reading. like keeping the restroom clean with the hand towels folded nicely in a whorehouse. no shit. this ain't sensitivioso! Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 (edited) Those that "throw like a girl" may have more difficulty in appreciating the skills involved. Many years later I realized that my dad's comment was an insult to girls everywhere. Edited March 11, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 Underpay one sometime and find out just how skillfully a whore can curve ball a motel lamp into your head. Quote
Dechristo Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 that won't happen to me by that time, they know I'm a big tipper. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 If you can dodge a lamp, you can dodge a ball... ...if it's not inflated with saline solution. Quote
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