tvashtarkatena Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 Same old shit from the same asshole What's incredible to me is that there are still morons in this country who actually still believe this fucker. Quote
chucK Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 I think he just misread the report. The part where it said that Iran had discontinued its nuclear weapons program, Bush misunderstood the word "discontinued", he thought it meant something to the effect of "accelerated". Simple mistake. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted December 4, 2007 Author Posted December 4, 2007 (edited) This is an amazing re-run of the 'yes they do/no they don't' Iraq fiasco. I couldn't believe Bush could be stupid enough to invade Iraq in late '02, but, after seven years of constant train wreck, I've come to realize that the man's faculties are so dull that there's no fuck up too great for him. Even more heartening: my countrymen voted him in...twice. This singular and painful fact leads me to believe that America will continue to face tougher times ahead, because we are apparently no longer capable of recognizing impending disaster and acting constructively to avoid it. Time and time again, we choose salve over substance, and postponement over proactiveness, and, most particularly, myth over reality. But we are a nation of myth junkies. We're one of, if not the, most fundamentalist of first world nations. In a grotesque extension of Manifest Destiny, we overwhelmingly believe that we are entitled to 'lead' the rest of the world. We still believe in our own nearly absolute power, based on our singular decisive victory against Japan 60 years ago (let's face it; we played a sideline role in Europe; Russia really defeated the Axis), despite the abject failure of that power in two wars against primitive foes, the rise of China, and the fall of our own economy. In short, we're a nation of addicts: always dissatisfied, always paranoid, always needing to be in control, and never actually in control. Frankly, this fucking national neurosis is growing a bit tiresome. Edited December 4, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote
JayB Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 Not to mention the fact that FEATHERED FUCKING FRIENDS DOESN'T MAKE A SVELTE-YET-STYLISH DOWN SWEATER THAT'S EQUALLY AT HOME ON DOWNTOWN SIDEWALKS OR HIGH IN THE MOUNTAINS!!!! THE ARROGANCE!!! THE AUDACITY TO PRESUME THAT *THEY* KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT DOWN CLOTHING AFTER A SCANT ~30 YEARS IN THE BUSINESS!! I WAS A CHIEF TECHNICAL OFFICER - WHY WON'T THEY LIIIIIIIISTEN!!!! IF ONLY THEY WOULD LIIIIIISTEN TO *ME*? WHY HAVEN'T THEY DISPATCHED AN INTERN TO MY PHINNEY RIDGE HQ, LIKE YESTERDAY, WITH A SKETCHPAD, CAMCORDER, AND AN OFFER FOR AN EQUITY STAKE IN EXCHANGE FOR MY COUNSEL!!!!!! HEAR THAT BLAKE? CHIEF TECHNICAL OFFICER!!! AND WHERE IN THE *FUCK* IS THAT GORDITA'S BURRITO!!! Quote
JayB Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 Lest anyone think I exaggerate... "Well, that's a completely different discussion, and not the one that's been going on here. No, Blake's attitude is to hold his gear choices out as the 'right' ones, and denigrate anyone who chooses otherwise, rather than just say, 'look, this has been my experience'. FF went right along with this arrogance by making fun of those customers for choosing competing products that they simply don't offer, as if that choices were somehow 'illegitimate' or 'for fashion only' (as if that's a problem). I argued that the ultra light sweaters are a viable, logical, and versatile choice for backcountry users such as myself as well as urban users. My viewpoint is that, if you want to run a successful business, listen, don't preach to your customers. Eric8 chimes in with nothing but some fuckhead spray. And somehow I'm the tool?" Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted December 4, 2007 Author Posted December 4, 2007 (edited) You're a bit late. Blake and I have already exchanged friendly PMs, kissed, and made up, and I've toned down the post you so helpfully quoted and moved to Spray. As for the largely unintelligable post prior to that...you might try laying off the breakfast bong hits, dude. Edited December 4, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote
Dechristo Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 Not to mention the fact that FEATHERED FUCKING FRIENDS DOESN'T MAKE A SVELTE-YET-STYLISH DOWN SWEATER THAT'S EQUALLY AT HOME ON DOWNTOWN SIDEWALKS OR HIGH IN THE MOUNTAINS!!!! THE ARROGANCE!!! THE AUDACITY TO PRESUME THAT *THEY* KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT DOWN CLOTHING AFTER A SCANT ~30 YEARS IN THE BUSINESS!! I WAS A CHIEF TECHNICAL OFFICER - WHY WON'T THEY LIIIIIIIISTEN!!!! IF ONLY THEY WOULD LIIIIIISTEN TO *ME*? WHY HAVEN'T THEY DISPATCHED AN INTERN TO MY PHINNEY RIDGE HQ, LIKE YESTERDAY, WITH A SKETCHPAD, CAMCORDER, AND AN OFFER FOR AN EQUITY STAKE IN EXCHANGE FOR MY COUNSEL!!!!!! HEAR THAT BLAKE? CHIEF TECHNICAL OFFICER!!! AND WHERE IN THE *FUCK* IS THAT GORDITA'S BURRITO!!! Quote
sexual_chocolate Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 You're a bit late. Blake and I have already exchanged friendly PMs, kissed, and made up, and I've toned down the post you so helpfully quoted and moved to Spray. As for the largely unintelligable post prior to that...you might try laying off the breakfast bong hits, dude. have you ever had breakfast bong hits? Quote
sexual_chocolate Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 duuuuuude!!!!!!! all you had to do was say "yes"! 3405TwIzcTo Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted December 4, 2007 Author Posted December 4, 2007 (edited) I just wanted to share something I came up with while I was calculating how many lesbians per square meter I should let move in with us to save the planet: "punk is socially conscious. punk is pro-thought. punk is feminine, with a masculine energy, and vice-versa." It's been an incredible day so far. Edited December 4, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote
sexual_chocolate Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 it is not wrong to love yourself, but you know that already. slmM8CR9KGo Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted December 4, 2007 Author Posted December 4, 2007 would that be considered feminine with masculine energy, or vice versa? Quote
sexual_chocolate Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 you're pretty well balanced. physically very feminine, emotionally very masculine. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted December 4, 2007 Author Posted December 4, 2007 Interesting observation for someone who has never met me. We're not...fantasizing a bit, are we? Frankly, I'm flattered. You don't form any kind of physical embodiment at all in my mind. A runny liquid, perhaps, but nothing with any tangible shape. Quote
sexual_chocolate Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 Interesting observation for someone who has never met me. We're not...fantasizing a bit, are we? I'm sorry yo. I told you I'm a boob man. it's sick, I know, but just look at those things! Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 Interesting observation for someone who has never met me. We're not...fantasizing a bit, are we? No need to fantasize. We all know what you look like: Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted December 4, 2007 Author Posted December 4, 2007 (edited) Excuse me a minute, something brown that smells like ass just dribbled out the side of my monitor... ...KKK! Welcome back! And with fresh jokes! Cool! Edited December 4, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 Excuse me a minute, something brown that smells like ass just dribbled out the side of my monitor... the smell you detected is the regurgitated dog shit you ate for lunch. you gotta stop felching the neighbors' pets. as for "fresh" - you should talk. you splatter this forum continuously with copious volumes of immutable, fetid shit-spray. now go lick sack Quote
builder206 Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 No need to fantasize. We all know what you look like Welcome back, hoser. In your poll, bad taste won out over common sense. Everything OK? Too frikkin’ busy to answer my emails? Bite me. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 No need to fantasize. We all know what you look like Welcome back, hoser. In your poll, bad taste won out over common sense. Everything OK? Too frikkin’ busy to answer my emails? Bite me. eat ass, you poser. Quote
builder206 Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 Excuse me a minute, something brown that smells like ass just dribbled out the side of my monitor... the smell you detected is the regurgitated dog shit you ate for lunch. you gotta stop felching the neighbors' pets. as for "fresh" - you should talk. you splatter this forum continuously with copious volumes of immutable, fetid shit-spray. now go lick sack Oh, never mind. Obviously everything's OK. Same old charming kk. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted December 4, 2007 Posted December 4, 2007 Same old shit from the same asshole Gee, that line sums up all your posts and your existence in general! Quote
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