The fightin Irish

[archenemy]

HOW DRY I AM: Calls for more stringent drunk-driving laws in Ireland havebrought resistance -- from Roman Catholic priests. The current .08percent limit is fine, but tightening it any more than that isn't, thepriests say, because they often have to celebrate mass more than once aday, which includes communion. "You could be over the limit trying totravel between maybe two or three churches on a Sunday morning andcoming back again," complained Fr. Brian D'Arcy, rector of thePassionist Monastery in Enniskillen. (Reuters) ...I always thought itwas a "sip", not a whole bottle.

[tvashtarkatena]

HOW DRY I AM: Calls for more stringent drunk-driving laws in Ireland havebrought resistance -- from Roman Catholic priests. The current .08percent limit is fine, but tightening it any more than that isn't, thepriests say, because they often have to celebrate mass more than once aday, which includes communion. "You could be over the limit trying totravel between maybe two or three churches on a Sunday morning andcoming back again," complained Fr. Brian D'Arcy, rector of thePassionist Monastery in Enniskillen. (Reuters) ...I always thought itwas a "sip", not a whole bottle.

 

You can't just throw the Blood of Christ down the sink.

 

Jesus. Don't they teach you Mormons anything?

[archenemy]

 

Yeah, didn't you read the post about Mormon girls in bed?

[tvashtarkatena]

 

Yeah, didn't you read the post about Mormon girls in bed?

 

So that's what 'Temple Elders' do.

[archenemy]

Only when they aren't busy telling everyone else how to live their lives.

[tvashtarkatena]

When your place in Hebbin is assured, it frees up a lot of time for you to help others live better.

[archenemy]

Which is a big argument I have with my family. They seem to think you can earn your way into Heaven by telling everyone else what to do, and I am convinced that nothing supercedes the omniscence (I can't spell that fucking word!) of God and it is only his Grace that let's you in.

 

Christmas is a ball at my house. It really gets fun when my grandfather starts telling me that its my duty to produce great-grandsons for him. Good times.

[tvashtarkatena]

I earn my place in Heaven every time I do an approach.

 

Which frees me up for my crusade to try to get as many Christians as possible to stop worshipping false idols.

 

For some people, taking their rightful place in Heaven is the only way they ever STFU.

Edited December 3, 2007 by tvashtarkatena

[Dechristo]

The Kingdom of Heaven is at hand.

[ivan]

fighting irish? a bit redundant, no?

[builder206]

It's about Oirish that are extra aggressive

[TREETOAD]

What is two miles long and has an asshole every two feet?

[TREETOAD]

A St. Patricks day parade

[tvashtarkatena]

What's the difference between an Irishman's paycheck and a bucket of piss?

[tvashtarkatena]

About 3 hours.

[ivan]

maybe some day i'll move back to ireland

if my dear wife would only pass away

she's got me heart nearly broken w/ her naggin

she's got a mouth as big as galway bay

 

see her drinking 16 pints of pabst blue ribbon (commercial!)

and then she walks home w/o a sway

if the sea was beer instead of salty water

she'd live and die in galway bay!

[tvashtarkatena]

How can you tell the difference between a Dubliner and a wee bowl?

 

[tvashtarkatena]

Wee bowls wobble but they don't fall down.

[tvashtarkatena]

I just made those two really fuckin stupid jokes up, and I'm not so sure I'm proud of it.

[wayne]

I liked the paycheck one

[tvashtarkatena]

I'm here all week.

 

Actually, no I'm not. I'll have a ski report for the Chiwaukum on Fri.