pink Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 (edited) The Female always makes THE RULES. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES. The Female is never wrong. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong. If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. The Female can change her mind at any time. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule 5. Edited November 29, 2007 by pink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 uggh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 uggh! What rule is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 its the rule that says posting something that old, stale and trite, is bad form in spray. i don't think much of pink but i thought he could spray better than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 You do too think a lot of pink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 its the rule that says posting something that old, stale and trite, is bad form in spray. i don't think much of pink but i thought he could spray better than that. isn't there a floor that needs to be mopped out there somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
counterfeitfake Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Men and women alike should bristle at reading unfunny bullshit like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 (edited) Maybe this will liven things up. For those who are thinking that the grass is greener without the guys: " So you want to be a lesbian... This isn't going to be a picnic. Sure you're leaving behind the days of socks on the floor, hand in the pants, berky world of men, but stepping into a world of all your own worst faults. Guys' weaknesses are also their strength. Men are simple critters. They say what they mean, and they don't expect much. Women require a lot more maintenance, and your new partner will expect all that attention that you were expecting from her." Good times. Edited November 29, 2007 by Sherri Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Yer either married or female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmncwrtr Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 That was a great linky, Sherri. I'm still feeling and that made me I loved the she said, he said take on things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 Yer either married or female. dead wrong: impossible to judge anything on this site, and it's proven everyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
counterfeitfake Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Maybe this will liven things up. For those who are thinking that the grass is greener without the guys: " So you want to be a lesbian... ... Definitely a worthier effort! Still though, it descended into boring cliche at the end. "Ha ha ha, guys aren't good in bed!" Zzzzzzzzzzz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 I've just come to the sobering realization of what a complete and utter nightmare a lesbian relationship must be. It seems like so much work for so little joy. To any couple who can actually make that work: Cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Sure, it's hard work. But somebody's gotta do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 i think i'm getting a clue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 pics? Stale, I know, but someone had to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 women are fun as long as they have a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 women are fun as long as they have a job. that is so fucking true. your a genius dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 pics? Stale, I know, but someone had to do it. how about some leftover meatloaf. i'm a lesbian trapped inside of a mans body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 (edited) Kevbone, in one of his daily stalker PMs, described you more as a cross dressing transexual gay man trapped in a hermaphrodite's body. In any case, the breast hormones appear to be working. Edited November 29, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 your the gifted one, your my inspiration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Walk the ricepaper, grass shopper. But first remove your pumps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetBoss Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 The best part about being a man.....ONE MOOD ALL THE TIME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 horny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetBoss Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 horny No truer words have ever been written Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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