tvashtarkatena Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 (edited) Election time is coming up, and many folks are looking for ways to channel the hate. This election, why not hate a whole state? The funny thing is how quickly most folks come up with the same candidate. This drooping dick of mud and palmetto bugs never fails to become a bougainvellia festooned dildo up our collective political asses every four years. It is a land whose population has gone from this: to this: Look at the perpetually undecided mug on that cranky old bat. It should be on the state seal. It’s a look that says “My house is somewhere in Mississippi because my Fat Fuck Cuban contractor built it 2 inches above sea level on a lot that has seen more hurricanes than Trader Vic’s, and I blame YOU.” So this year, let’s finally do something about Florida. Let’s sell it. Disneyworld. Fat Fuck Cuban contractors. Sinking doublewides. Hanging chads. The whole whiny fucking mess. On Craigslist. For cheap. To anyone. Adios, Pelos Azules. Via con fucking Dios. Edited November 9, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 yeah i heard the government puts floride in the water so we won't wear tinfoil hats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Just don't swallow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Be patient. It will all be under water soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Then Floridan refugees will buy up all the Squamish condos and it will be your fault for driving your goddamn SUV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selkirk Posted November 10, 2007 Share Posted November 10, 2007 Can we give Texas back to Mexico while were at it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted November 10, 2007 Share Posted November 10, 2007 Can we give Texas back to Mexico while were at it? we already are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted November 10, 2007 Share Posted November 10, 2007 Can we give Texas back to Mexico while were at it? we already are poor KKK, maybe someday they'll create an aryan homeland just for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted November 10, 2007 Share Posted November 10, 2007 Can we give Texas back to Mexico while were at it? we already are poor KKK, maybe someday they'll create an aryan homeland just for you. FOAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 10, 2007 Author Share Posted November 10, 2007 (edited) Can we give Texas back to Mexico while were at it? You know, I don't know where this anti-Mexican sentiment comes from. What did they ever do to us except cook up some really good grub and build everything around us? Besides, Texas is a known quantity every election. They know they're a bowl full of assholes, we know they're a bowl full of assholes. It doesn't feel the need to draw attention to itself like "undecided" Florida, which, at election time, is like watching an utterly confused tourist amble back and forth in the crosswalk while you wait through light change after light change. Eventually, you wish that semi idling next to you would just throw 'er into first and roll over the fucker with all 9 wheels, hit the compression brakes for some decent smear effect, slam it into into reverse, and repeat. And Texas redeems itself somewhat with Austin. But Florida? What's worth saving...Orlando? Edited November 10, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted November 10, 2007 Share Posted November 10, 2007 welcome to miami. i almost agree, why not just lynch the state gov, and install officaials that have been voted in by us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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