Somebody Stoled Him

[G-spotter]

Sugar Bunny Kidnapped

 

Could this be the work of Donny Baker?

[Adam13]

Great people, it was the same bastards who were just here handing out animal cruelty fliers at the Circus. I understand having a cause but leave innocent little kids out of it.

[G-spotter]

Maybe they had bunny burgers

[olyclimber]

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: NO STOLE DA BUNNY!

[joblo7]

please move to ;"cruelty or who cares ' thread.

[Seahawks]

please move to ;"cruelty or who cares ' thread.

 

Is that free speech?

[G-spotter]

 

pictures of very large rabbits thread here we go

[Seahawks]

 

pictures of very large rabbits thread here we go

 

Dang that is one huge rabbit.

[rmncwrtr]

Those poor kids. It's sad someone needed to break the hearts of a bunch of 3-4 year olds to get publicity for their cause.

 

[sk]

that is the saddest thing i have read today.

[billcoe]

that is the saddest thing i have read today.

 

Really?

 

I suppose that it could have train wrecked bad. For instance, suppose they let lil Sugar Bunny loose on the green in the park right outside of the school. Free at last! Free at last! Free to walk and run in the sun, on the green green grass of home.

 

Sugar Bunny, after an moment of wallowing in the freedom of the moment, notes that the grass is truly greener on the other side of the road and now has the freedom to head that direction (see this coming a mile away don't ya) . The children see their beloved bunny in the park and squealing in joy and happiness they run excitedly to the windows to yet glimpse once again their beloved Sugar Bunny.

 

As bunny hops to the greener grass on the other side of the road, to the horror of the children a truck of rednecks passing by nails the bunny and runs right over it the top of it in the middle of the road. However, only the bunnies hindquarters are hit, and in agony, back broken and with entrails trailing, unsure of what occured it continues to drag itself across the road by it's forpaws. A trail of blood only marking the painful passing. It's lil hindquarters are never to work again.

 

Oh but this horrorshow has not yet concluded, The children scream and cry. Their noses on the windows not seen and their pitiful wails and lamentations not heard by the man in the truck, who has by now circled back and is out of the vehicle walking as if in slow motion as he approaches the bunny with a tire iron and a hunting knife.......

 

 

To be continued in tomorrows series to be called "Recipe and requiem for a Bunny, or how the Save Toby bunny was finally free".

 

The moral of the story may now be proposed by our gentle readers.

[sk]

you are a meany head billco

 

and for that i adore you

 

i am going to have bad dreams tonight now

[G-spotter]

Probability that 5 year old Zion's parents are potheads: 95%

[ClimbingPanther]

probability that potheads took the rabbit because it "spoke to us, saying 'please take me and play with my huge ears because they look like .... funyuns sound so good right now, take me to the grocery store.' "

 

99.9%

[minx]

my rabbit's name was Stew. R.I.P. in Stew.

[billcoe]

probability that potheads took the rabbit because it "spoke to us, saying 'please take me and play with my huge ears because they look like .... funyuns sound so good right now, take me to the grocery store.' "

 

99.9%

 

ha ha ! Good one, but don't you think it more likely they thought lil bunny needed a good long toke and a taste of freedom?