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About 440 new measures officially became law Sunday. Here are a few:

 

# Cutting into the ferry line will bring a $101 fine.

 

# Schools that teach sex education are barred from using an abstinence-only curriculum.

 

# Foster children, who previously lost government support when they aged out of the system at 18, are eligible for Medicaid coverage until they are 21.

 

# The new domestic partnership registry confers some of the rights of marriage to same-sex partners and older, unmarried straight couples.

 

# The new state vegetable is the Walla Walla sweet onion; state amphibian is the Pacific chorus frog; the state ship, the Lady Washington.

 

# Porphyria patients, those with extreme sensitivity to light, now qualify for special parking privileges.

 

Fucking Democrats

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Porter! I am defending your right to drive your car without the aid of a child safety seat! Where's the love?

 

Wait! I thought that was calculated with actual age, not mental equivalent.

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Porter! I am defending your right to drive your car without the aid of a child safety seat! Where's the love?

 

Wait! I thought that was calculated with actual age, not mental equivalent.

 

Yer fucked if they're gonna make you ride in one backwards.

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