Weight Gain Contest

[Bill_Simpkins]

Chicken has its ups and downs

Can be good or bad for thee

But chicken fried and served with ranch

Is yummy, yummy yummy!

 

 

The key to fattness is ranch dressing my friends.

Put it on everything and you will win this contest.

 

 

[sk]

Along these lines....I'd love to hear what your favorite sinful restaurant meal is.....

 

I'm a big fan of the chipotle chicken fried chicken at Cactus in Seattle/Kirkland

 

 

Avoid chicken at all costs. There's no calories whatsoever.

 

None!

 

You won't gain any weight.

 

 

 

 

 

Chicken is yummy. Especially the heart and liver.

 

Chicken has plenty of calories with the correct recipe... say fettucine alfredo with grilled chicken. Mmmmm.

 

 

 

 

MMMMMMMM YUUUUUMMMYYYY my mouth is watering now. i need someone to come and make some dinner for me.

[RogerJ]

Chicken has its ups and downs

 

Male chicken that is....

 

-r

[RogerJ]

With all the Giant Squid stories floating around, I think we should all get fat on Calamari.

 

-r

[Ducknut]

:anger:

 

Make sure to add some H5N1 to those noodles, buddy.

 

Chicken

 

Better be watching your backside. That cloacal swab ain't made outta silk and they don't use any KY. Happy HPAI H5N1 to you.

[archenemy]

I am really on a roll here! Even though I worked and exersized all weekend, I didn't lose a single ounce. Not one. I feel like a zen master of weight gain.

[i_like_sun]

I am really on a roll here! Even though I worked and exersized all weekend, I didn't lose a single ounce. Not one. I feel like a zen master of weight gain.

 

 

 

Go pinch yourself. I just found out that even though I've gained 18 pounds over the past 11 months, 15 of them are muscle! Pretty much all in my legs too!

[AlpineK]

Excess body fat is an excellent reserve that everybody should keep on hand.

 

If you're nothing but skin, bones, and muscles you could be in deep shit if you ever get in a bad accident.

 

Anybody want to go to Beth's Cafe for their world famous 12 egg omelets? They come with bacon too

 

I felt like posting this again. If you like I can refer you to a couple doctors that will back me up.

 

You skinny people need to start pigging out or you may be fucked. At the very least make sure you've got a couple large friends should you get in an accident.

[KaskadskyjKozak]

I am really on a roll here! Even though I worked and exersized all weekend, I didn't lose a single ounce. Not one. I feel like a zen master of weight gain.

 

you can't expect to win this contest by exercising all weekend.

[i_like_sun]

Excess body fat is an excellent reserve that everybody should keep on hand.

 

If you're nothing but skin, bones, and muscles you could be in deep shit if you ever get in a bad accident.

 

Anybody want to go to Beth's Cafe for their world famous 12 egg omelets? They come with bacon too

 

I felt like posting this again. If you like I can refer you to a couple doctors that will back me up.

 

You skinny people need to start pigging out or you may be fucked. At the very least make sure you've got a couple large friends should you get in an accident.

 

 

Whats your body fat percentage?

[AlpineK]

My doctor told me to hold on to fat at least until the 10th. Like I said you skinny people could be seriously fucked should you ever get in a bad accident.

[selkirk]

I LOVE chicks n bisket!

They are so salty and yummy.

 

BTW: I gained two more pounds. This is a marathon kids, not a sprint.

 

 

 

 

mmmmmm, those things are like crack!

[selkirk]

My diet starting after getting to the Family reunion at 2:00 on Thursday ---

 

Thursday

2:00 -2 italian roast beef sandwiches and beer

2:15 - handful of miniature peanut butter cups - more beer

3:00 - more beer, handful of M&M's

6:00 - all you can eat Buffet for the grandparents 50th anniversary: lots of ham, lots of pot pie (not like out here), piroshki's soaked in butter, a little salad that was outweighed by the dressing, 2 kinds of desert, rolled out the door very slowly.

9:00 - more beer, more candy, more beer

10:00 - water, and twinkies

11:00 went to bed as I was exhausted and fat

 

Fri:

9:30 - eggs, pancackes, and ham for breakfast

10:30 - beer and candy

11:30 - sausage and sauerkraut with beer

12:30 - twinkies and beer

1:00 - short nap

2:00 - more candy and beer

3:00 - 6:00 golfed 9 holes and didn't even kill anyone from the tee

6:00-7:00 beer, and ate my portion of $350 worth of beef tenderloin, along with some salad, and of course more beef

8:00 - beer and candy

9:00 - 11:00 go to the arcade and win tickets for the nieces and nephews - place was too damn hot so I broke a sweat playing airhockey

12:00 - rectified sweating with more beer, twinkies and water

 

Sat -

9:00 - eggs, pancackes, and ham for breakfast

10:00 - more pancakes and coffee

11:00 - italian roast beef sandwhiches, and candy, oh and of coarse beer

12:00 - played tennis, I suck so I spent a lot of time running -

1:00 - Beer, and twinkies

2:00 - more beer and shuffleboard

3:00 - 6:00 golfed another 9 holes and road in the card to avoid burning calories :

6:00 - beer

6:30 - beer, lasagna, meatballs and sauce, salad, 3 kinds of desert

8:00 - beer

9:00 - went to the arcade again and played video games

11:00 - beer and cards, and 2 more kinds of desert

 

Sun -

9:00 - small bowl of cereal - the site of 10 lbs of uneaten candy and pie is making me nauseaous.

11:00 - Back on the road to Pittsburgh and eventualy seattle.

 

Now top that

 

Gawd I love my family reunion's :moondance: I have never been anywhere else where there is a keg on tap 24/7 and people bith at 10:00 in the morning if there isn't beer

Not to mention many days of italian food and sweets My relatives just kick ass!

Oh, and only 2 walking wounded, and no calls to the cops this year so relativey safe and sane for us! My gawd they're mellowing!

 

 

 

 

 

[archenemy]

I am really on a roll here! Even though I worked and exersized all weekend, I didn't lose a single ounce. Not one. I feel like a zen master of weight gain.

 

 

 

Go pinch yourself. I just found out that even though I've gained 18 pounds over the past 11 months, 15 of them are muscle! Pretty much all in my legs too!

Are you honestly suggesting that I don't know the difference between fat and muscle on my body?

 

Listen up haouli boy; I am a woman. When I put on more fat, it goes to very specific, very obvious places. Chhhhhrrrriiisst you are young, aren't you?

[i_like_sun]

I am really on a roll here! Even though I worked and exersized all weekend, I didn't lose a single ounce. Not one. I feel like a zen master of weight gain.

 

 

 

Go pinch yourself. I just found out that even though I've gained 18 pounds over the past 11 months, 15 of them are muscle! Pretty much all in my legs too!

Are you honestly suggesting that I don't know the difference between fat and muscle on my body?

 

Listen up haouli boy; I am a woman. When I put on more fat, it goes to very specific, very obvious places. Chhhhhrrrriiisst you are young, aren't you?

 

 

 

Good. Now we're clear.

[AlpineK]

I find it amusing that ILS only thinks of body fat in terms of body fat percentage; with excess being a bad thing.

 

Trust me kid there are real uses for stored fat should you ever have a mishap like falling 10' off a ladder.

[sk]

I am really on a roll here! Even though I worked and exersized all weekend, I didn't lose a single ounce. Not one. I feel like a zen master of weight gain.

 

I had dessert 4 times in 2 days. i gained 3 pounds it was my birthday i ate like a king all weekend!!!

[sk]

I am really on a roll here! Even though I worked and exersized all weekend, I didn't lose a single ounce. Not one. I feel like a zen master of weight gain.

 

 

 

Go pinch yourself. I just found out that even though I've gained 18 pounds over the past 11 months, 15 of them are muscle! Pretty much all in my legs too!

Are you honestly suggesting that I don't know the difference between fat and muscle on my body?

 

Listen up haouli boy; I am a woman. When I put on more fat, it goes to very specific, very obvious places. Chhhhhrrrriiisst you are young, aren't you?

 

veryy yummy places if you ask me

[archenemy]

I find it amusing that ILS only thinks of body fat in terms of body fat percentage; with excess being a bad thing.

 

Trust me kid there are real uses for stored fat should you ever have a mishap like falling 10' off a ladder.

Or like using tits and ass to attract a fully grown man.

[archenemy]

I am really on a roll here! Even though I worked and exersized all weekend, I didn't lose a single ounce. Not one. I feel like a zen master of weight gain.

 

 

 

Go pinch yourself. I just found out that even though I've gained 18 pounds over the past 11 months, 15 of them are muscle! Pretty much all in my legs too!

Are you honestly suggesting that I don't know the difference between fat and muscle on my body?

 

Listen up haouli boy; I am a woman. When I put on more fat, it goes to very specific, very obvious places. Chhhhhrrrriiisst you are young, aren't you?

 

veryy yummy places if you ask me

Or better yet, a woman.

[i_like_sun]

I find it amusing that ILS only thinks of body fat in terms of body fat percentage; with excess being a bad thing.

 

Trust me kid there are real uses for stored fat should you ever have a mishap like falling 10' off a ladder.

 

 

Dude Feck, chill. I know body fat is important. When levels get too low the hormone Leptin diminishes. When that happens the hypothalamus down regulates the production of CRH and thus TSH and LH levels fall. Then metabolism slows and muscles waste. If you have low testosterone (or estrogen) and diminished thyroid hormone, life simply turns into a peice of shit.

 

Just because stored body fat has adaptive qualities doen't mean that you need more than 10% of your total mass to be comprised of it (speaking of males only).

 

So you fell off a ladder when you had low BF? What happened to you?

[archenemy]

well thank goodness my testosterone isn't low.

[i_like_sun]

well thank goodness my testosterone isn't low.

 

 

 

I could have told you that without blood tests.

[AlpineK]

So you fell off a ladder when you had low BF? What happened to you?

 

You haven't been around here very long have you. Try doing a search around late June of 06 on the main board.

 

PS Avatar names shift.

[i_like_sun]

No. I mean what happened to you because of falling off the ladder and having low body fat? Physiologically speaking.

 

Jackass.