sk Posted May 10, 2007 Posted May 10, 2007 what ever happened to open-faced sandwiches?? hold on, trying to picture... that just sounds like way less fun Quote
drater Posted May 10, 2007 Posted May 10, 2007 oh boy, i'm gonna have to unleash a dumb blonde joke on you if you keep it up.... a blonde, a horse and a rabbi walk into a bar. the blonde says... Quote
lizard_brain Posted May 10, 2007 Posted May 10, 2007 the one thing women learn early in life is that the only people who suffer from penis envy are men. :lmao: Quote
sk Posted May 10, 2007 Posted May 10, 2007 oh boy, i'm gonna have to unleash a dumb blonde joke on you if you keep it up.... a blonde, a horse and a rabbi walk into a bar. the blonde says... that was pretty funny Quote
drater Posted May 10, 2007 Posted May 10, 2007 a blonde, a horse and a rabbi walk into a bar. the blonde says... When do I get my $100? Quote
sk Posted May 10, 2007 Posted May 10, 2007 a blonde, a horse and a rabbi walk into a bar. the blonde says... When do I get my $100? *shakes head* Quote
drater Posted May 10, 2007 Posted May 10, 2007 alternate punchline: can I have my panties back now? Quote
lizard_brain Posted May 10, 2007 Posted May 10, 2007 alternate punchline: can I have my panties back now? Alternate alternate: The horse says it... Quote
kix Posted May 12, 2007 Posted May 12, 2007 ...he's a boulderer exclusively...i think he thinks he's 13... damn skippy! I worry about running out of buds. which has occured. Houston....... Quote
i_like_sun Posted May 12, 2007 Author Posted May 12, 2007 The act of worrying about something, seems to make me worry more. Quote
sk Posted May 12, 2007 Posted May 12, 2007 The act of worrying about something, seems to make me worry more. it's a big bad circle Quote
i_like_sun Posted May 12, 2007 Author Posted May 12, 2007 The act of worrying about something, seems to make me worry more. it's a big bad circle Yeah, its also the leading cause of insomnia in my life! Not sleeping well just pisses me off royally, then, being pissed off royally makes sleep crappy the next night! The only effective way I've found to break a cycle like that is to smash your head into concrete a few times! BMX bikes are good for that....... Quote
sk Posted May 13, 2007 Posted May 13, 2007 The act of worrying about something, seems to make me worry more. it's a big bad circle Yeah, its also the leading cause of insomnia in my life! Not sleeping well just pisses me off royally, then, being pissed off royally makes sleep crappy the next night! The only effective way I've found to break a cycle like that is to smash your head into concrete a few times! BMX bikes are good for that....... ouch... i have learned to compartmentalize my life. i never think about money in bed. this has improved my sleep and my sex life Quote
sk Posted May 13, 2007 Posted May 13, 2007 yep... i make sure i get paid in advance if i were getting paid for my services i wouldn't have to worry so much about money Quote
Ducknut Posted May 13, 2007 Posted May 13, 2007 I'm worried that people will notice that my fingers stink. 8D this morning? Every morning. Why else wake up? b/c the dogdamned birds won't STFU? Earplugs and firearms. Hard to fall back to sleep after you've popped a couple caps tho. Maybe some GHB? Popped a few what? Don't be shooting the birdies, they are just trying to get a little lovin. 8D Quote
i_like_sun Posted May 13, 2007 Author Posted May 13, 2007 My girlfreind's pet rooster worries me. I think he wants to kill me. Quote
i_like_sun Posted May 13, 2007 Author Posted May 13, 2007 tell her cockfighting is illegal She knows that, but he (the cock) is well, a major cock! He's such a little bastard! Seriously, all he wants to do is peck at your open wounds and poop on your leg and start fights! Big dogs are cooler than chickens. Quote
i_like_sun Posted May 14, 2007 Author Posted May 14, 2007 worry no1: no challenge today!!!!!!! When I'm in this position I usually masturbate. Quote
lizard_brain Posted May 14, 2007 Posted May 14, 2007 worry no1: no challenge today!!!!!!! When I'm in this position I usually masturbate. That worries me.. Quote
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