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The episode echoed President Reagan's 1984 quip at the height of the nuclear arms race with the Soviet Union when he said: "My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes."

 

Oh those kooky Republicans. Who says conservatives don't have a sense of humor!

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The general scratches his belly and thinks

His pay is good but his officers stink

Guerilla girl, hard and sweet

A military man would love to meet

 

The President looks in the mirror and speaks

His shirts are clean but his country reeks

Unpaid bills

In Afghanistan hills

 

Bombs away

But we're O.K.

Bombs away

In old Bombay

 

The general only wants to teach France to dance

His army life doesn't give him any romance

Guerilla girl, hard and sweet

A military man would love to meet

 

The general scratches his belly and thinks

His pay is good but his company stinks

Guerilla girl, hard and sweet

A military man would love to meet

 

Bombs away

But we're O.K.

Bombs away

In old Bombay

 

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