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I hang with any number of transexuals at least once a week, usually at the jazz gig. They come from all walks: NASA scientist, psychiatrist, MD's, artists - from brilliant to dumb as a box of hammers (usually, though, on the brilliant end of the scale). They're often in the middle of some phase of the transformation surgically, hormonally, psychologically. Some are fuckin' knock-out good-lookin', some make ol' Suze above look like centerfold material. Relationally, normally monogamous, they are both hetero and homosexual.

 

The toughest telltale for them to deal with is their big hands; isn't much to be done with those big mitts no matter how much lotion and fingernail polish they apply.

 

One jazz night, a few weeks ago, there were quite a few folks out on the dance floor. The sax-player said how it was "good to see women who were born with a vagina out on the dance floor, for a change". His remark spawned the term "indigenous vagina".

 

The trannies fill our tip jar more generously than anyone.

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Those aren't mutually exclusive. Sort of like in the closet gay dude or anti-gay pastor.

 

On that subject... sickie

Guess who just came out?

 

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Not that it's important. What is important, though, is this stellar financial advice for the ordinary American:

 

"I have a million dollars in the stock market, because if I lose a million dollars, I don't personally care."

 

:crosseye::yoda:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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