ivan Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Vanilla Ice rules....or at least his one song does. listening to that piece of putrid filth mostly makes me want to listen to talking heads instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 LiSAFy0-3iw  Hey Pope you should get into NWA...that stuff's clasic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Who fuses the music With no illusions Producing the blue prints Clueless? Automator defy the laws of nature Electronic monolith throw a jam upon the disc The futuristic looper with the quickness Hyperplatitudes and hydrogen fusion keep your distance  First we coerce your brain patterns Collaborate with time consume and reprogram it I apply the flow cannon The combo so slammin Automically reconstruct the old canvas His logic impress A hypnotic effect Ya latin patent you could call it a gift Man he all in the mix nuclear physicist Geneticlly taylored every bit of this stimulus  Psionically bionically forget how you feel Especially formulated the rest of you fornicated It takes more to make this He juggles variables Unparreled propulsion to carry the load Neural surgeon the purest virgin conducting currents Musical merlin he shines like sterling Watch the Automator draw laser of a higher intensity And instantly miss a beat create a symphony  Hey I know now (repeat) Automator's an the planet Earth and hes gonna stop the war of the worlds Deltron Zero is here as well to take the cut for real He told ya all, even dudes as he is truly gifted in the matters of rhythm Ya you got to give him that In his infnite wisdom you know you got to get with him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 -oCXwl7XBiQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 there's a horse in the hospital Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken4ord Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Hey Oly, that video is awesome, to bad $trick9 other songs aren't as good. Definitely a good video, funny as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken4ord Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Here some lyrical madness for ya G-spot.   ("shoot'em up, shoot'em up") Hey...  [Chorus] Cheeba cheeba, cheeba cheeba I think it would be cheaper if I grow your cheeba Hide your beeper, ride a zebra I wonder why you glorify nine millimeters If you shoot ???????? revolving doors Wild on the floor involved in war Or crawling on all fours... (gun control!)  Why would you pride yourself on being a luger-holder When the only gun you've held is a supersoaker? But I'm the killer finger without a millimeter Look on your face looks just like gorilla sphincter When the NRA gave you the middle finger told you that you couldn't join the gun club due to your ethnic background said you were born from the septic trash mound So put the gun back down You may think you're tuff, bullet-proofed up But the men that carry guns got bullets and crew cuts White conservatives who form the oligarchy Who'll call you darky, and hate commies and Paul McCartney They're through *-shootin' at the general cinema But the self image is a mental enema Plus an exchange of gunfire Is more likely to kill your man Busdriver  [Chorus]  [as if just shot] Oh! goodbye cruel world I'll never see my children or stuff again ("clack, clack"!) Oh!, on a scale of one to ten, my life was... pretty good I may be shot in any one of your city or hoods  Hey... Bullets be ricocheting, bouncing off church bells Fools be bailing, all you see is shirt tails But me and my personnel... we got merch to sell Besides violence and a pacifist don't work well And this is a pouring rain putting out those warring flames The warning shots in the air hit angels, now I got blood in my storm drain Sometimes I run over woodland creatures and they become road-kill But still fans stood in the bleachers, and come to the ‘Blowed' still But you, your overkill... You want to shoot at recordable cds like they were clay pigeons I told you I was "babysitting" and you thought I came back from a gunfare But I'm really into childcare  [Chorus]  [as if just shot] Ughh! Goodbye cruel world I'll never see my children or my stuff again ("Arghh!") On a scale of one to ten, my life was a 30 below with a chance of showers But yet I had the man power to sit in front of a mic stand for hours   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken4ord Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 There is this one too, these songs just crack me up.   Most people are curious Some wanna get dirt on The Centaur; I'm famous I walk around with no shirt on The easiest way would be for you to lie face down I'm a man But I'm built like a horse from the waist down People are afraid of me but act like they love me Feast your eyes upon my nudity I am Beauty AND the Beast I have plenty to say But nobody listens because my cock is so big And the end of it glistens; so I'm famous for it "Freaky" is what everyone's name is for it Sure, it's larger than yours I'm a CENTAUR for Chrissakes! I like to eat rice cakes and listen to classical music I'm told passion is my specialty But really I'm old-fashioned I'm quite well-built As fas as physiques go So people seem to think that I belong in a freak show They wanna have pictures taken Constantly assumin' that my sex drive is three times that of a normal human Askin' silly questions like I'm their personal mentor All they care about is my big dick because I'm the centaur The porno industry Wants to pay me lots of money to appear in books and movie 'Cause they think I look funny But I'm lookin' for true love Not groupies and freaks More than a huge cock - I have a complicated mind I'm not the favorite kind of companion For the average person Sometimes things start well But eventually worsen when sex becomes a problem Or else they're unimpressed with the attention that you get Bein' a centaur's love interest You don't care about my next life Just my ex-wife and the intimate details of our sex life Most people are curious Some wanna get dirt on The Centaur; I'm famous I walk around with no shirt on The easiest way would be for you to lie face down I'm a man But I'm built like a horse from the waist down   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy66 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Painted? Quarter? Tennessee walker?...........oh a Shetland! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 JzqumbhfxRo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 you guys need to take a trip to the terrain park sometime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_Puget Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Word  Maybe if we are lucky actually playing an instrument will become popular again.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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