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Working Population

 

Who's working anyway?

 

The population of this country is 300 million.

 

160 million are retired.

 

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

 

There are 85 million in school.

 

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

 

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

 

Leaving 20 million to do the work.

 

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama

Bin-Laden.

 

Which leaves 17.2 million to do the work.

 

Take from that total the 15.8 million people who work for state and city

governments.

 

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

 

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

 

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

 

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

 

That leaves just two people to do the work.

 

You and me.

 

And there you are, sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes.

 

Nice. Real nice.

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WTF, 160 mil retired out of 300 mil :lmao:

 

You forgot about the illegalsw. They do all the work. It's just like the Roman Empire, but with Mexicans.

 

Do you even live in the USA? You frickin Cunuk.

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WTF, 160 mil retired out of 300 mil :lmao:

 

You forgot about the illegalsw. They do all the work. It's just like the Roman Empire, but with Mexicans.

 

Do you even live in the USA? You frickin Cunuk.

 

There's only 30 million in Canada, Dru posts on CC.com for all of them and the other 29,999,999 are the ones actually out climbing :)

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WTF, 160 mil retired out of 300 mil :lmao:

 

You forgot about the illegalsw. They do all the work. It's just like the Roman Empire, but with Mexicans.

 

Do you even live in the USA? You frickin Cunuk.

 

There's only 30 million in Canada, Dru posts on CC.com for all of them and the other 29,999,999 are the ones actually out climbing :)

 

Now that is funny!

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