Men - Women

[sk]

If women could communicate through their breasts, you know, like a beluga or dolphin sends sonar through the fatty tissue in it's forehead, we'd probably pick up a lot more of what they say. A few simple sounds would suffice to cover key ideas, such as the frequently required "You suck" or the much preferred "I suck".

i think that was the funniest thing i have read all day and oh so true

[Stonehead]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/goopymart/289984270/in/set-72157594362502502/

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/

[pink]

i sat my girlfriend down last night and gave her a good listening to.

[olyclimber]

ya, but you're chick, so that doesn't count

[pink]

i'm a dude, pink is the name of my pig.

[sobo]

I thought it was your favorite color...

 

[tvashtarkatena]

Timez up. Your IQ is "Low Batt", which qualifies you for handicapped parking and a free subscription to Special People magazine.

 

And a date with Seahawks.

 

sweet! a date!

 

You'll be flying to New York all expenses paid to take in the Natural History Museums new exhibit on the evolution of man. This won't apply to Seahawks, of course, who might feel more at home in the microbe section.

 

After that Seahawks will spirit you away to the New Life Church, where you'll enjoy a lecture on the pre-marital celibacy and a woman's role in the family.

Edited February 9, 2007 by tvashtarkatena

[Seahawks]

i'm a dude, pink is the name of my pig.

 

Now thats funny. Defending his manhood.