G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 You mama so fat that in New Orleans, they renamed Tuesday after her. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat last time she swam in the Atlantic Florida disappeared. Quote
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat she stunt doubles for Jabba Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat when she drives into town and back it's uphill both ways. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama's bumper sticker says "Honk if you love Cheez-wiz" Quote
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 You mama sooo fat she's got more loose change in her skinfolds than there is in my couch cushions Quote
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama sooooo fat people rope up to cross her stretchmarks Quote
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama sooooo fat, her laptop's a tabletop Quote
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Kevbone, your mama soooooo fat she sweats Crisco Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat she got couch cushions in her skin folds. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 (edited) If yo mama get any bigger, they gonna have to make her the 51st state. Edited January 24, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote
kevbone Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Kevbone, your mama soooooo fat she sweats Crisco  Me and yo mama screwed....that would make me yo dadda. go home little boy. Quote
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama sooooo fat, she thought Chubby Checker was a job description and sent her resume in. Quote
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Kevbone, yo mama soooo fat her and her ass got different addresses. Quote
kevbone Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Son...you need to come in out of the rain. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 If yo mama was Mexican, they'd have to build the fence in Canada. Quote
Mr_Phil Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Son...you need to come in out of the rain. Â Yo mamma so fat she creates her own rainshadow. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 When yo mama go out for a bucket a fried chicken, she takes the backhoe. Quote
kevbone Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Son...you need to come in out of the rain.  Yo mamma so fat she creates her own rainshadow.  Yo mamma so fucked up that she got drunk at the Christmas party took her clothes off and was videoed doing the chicken dance on the CEO’s desk. Then you downloaded it into your avatar. WTF.  Quote
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama soooooooo fat, Weight Watchers has to watch her in shifts Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat, last time she went scuba divin she came up with a giant squid clamped to her ass. Quote
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat she can't even swim, she runs along the bottom like a hippo. Quote
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Kevbone, your mama is sooooooooo fat, Goodyear keeps trying to pump her up with helium and fly her in parades. Quote
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