G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 You mama so fat that in New Orleans, they renamed Tuesday after her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat last time she swam in the Atlantic Florida disappeared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat she stunt doubles for Jabba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat when she drives into town and back it's uphill both ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama's bumper sticker says "Honk if you love Cheez-wiz" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 You mama sooo fat she's got more loose change in her skinfolds than there is in my couch cushions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama sooooo fat people rope up to cross her stretchmarks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama sooooo fat, her laptop's a tabletop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama says this is getting old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Kevbone, your mama soooooo fat she sweats Crisco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat she got couch cushions in her skin folds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 (edited) If yo mama get any bigger, they gonna have to make her the 51st state. Edited January 24, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Kevbone, your mama soooooo fat she sweats Crisco  Me and yo mama screwed....that would make me yo dadda. go home little boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama sooooo fat, she thought Chubby Checker was a job description and sent her resume in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Kevbone, yo mama soooo fat her and her ass got different addresses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Son...you need to come in out of the rain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 If yo mama was Mexican, they'd have to build the fence in Canada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Phil Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Son...you need to come in out of the rain. Â Yo mamma so fat she creates her own rainshadow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 When yo mama go out for a bucket a fried chicken, she takes the backhoe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Son...you need to come in out of the rain.  Yo mamma so fat she creates her own rainshadow.  Yo mamma so fucked up that she got drunk at the Christmas party took her clothes off and was videoed doing the chicken dance on the CEO’s desk. Then you downloaded it into your avatar. WTF.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama soooooooo fat, Weight Watchers has to watch her in shifts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat, last time she went scuba divin she came up with a giant squid clamped to her ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat she can't even swim, she runs along the bottom like a hippo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 You guys need to get a room! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Kevbone, your mama is sooooooooo fat, Goodyear keeps trying to pump her up with helium and fly her in parades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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