tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat that we she go out to eat McDonald's stock price doubles. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat that she got direct rail freight service to her fridge. Quote
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 yo mama sooooooo fat, she broke the springs of a futon Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat, she weighs herself on a Richter scale. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat, she got a prescription for gravitational lenses. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat, she don't call da po-lice, she calls Greenpeace. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat, she gittin' death threats from the Macaw tribe. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat, she don't use tampons, she uses futons. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat she gotta rotating restaurant on her ass. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat that, last time she did the chicken dance, she got humped by an elephant lion. Quote
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat, her nickname "Spoiled Milk" cause she so white and chunky. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat, she got to drive her lunchbox to work. Quote
kevbone Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Your mama is so fat she actually had the balls to post on a thread that was named after her!!! Quote
archenemy Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat she got smaller fat women in orbit around her. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat she got church pews in her Caddy. Quote
Dechristo Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat that when she make love she's F#@k'n the human race. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama got more spare tires than a Mexican taxi. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat she got Pavarotti an' da Michelin Man fightin' ovah her. Quote
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama soooo fat, her push-up bra broke both wrists Quote
kevbone Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama soooo fat, her push-up bra broke both wrists  Come on G-spotter.....we all know you ant got no mommma! You was an asshole baby. Quote
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Your momma soooo fat that when she went through Bishop, she got highballed Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama soooo fat, her push-up bra broke both wrists  Yo mama so fat Evil Knievel couldn't jump her cleavage. Quote
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat that her chins have chins Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama make Angelina Jolie's lips look skinny. Quote
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama sooooooo fat that they ran out of X's for the size label on her panties Quote
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