tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat that we she go out to eat McDonald's stock price doubles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat that she got direct rail freight service to her fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 yo mama sooooooo fat, she broke the springs of a futon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat, she weighs herself on a Richter scale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat, she got a prescription for gravitational lenses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat, she don't call da po-lice, she calls Greenpeace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat, she gittin' death threats from the Macaw tribe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat, she don't use tampons, she uses futons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat she gotta rotating restaurant on her ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat that, last time she did the chicken dance, she got humped by an elephant lion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat, her nickname "Spoiled Milk" cause she so white and chunky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat, she got to drive her lunchbox to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Your mama is so fat she actually had the balls to post on a thread that was named after her!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat she got smaller fat women in orbit around her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat she got church pews in her Caddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat that when she make love she's F#@k'n the human race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama got more spare tires than a Mexican taxi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat she got Pavarotti an' da Michelin Man fightin' ovah her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama soooo fat, her push-up bra broke both wrists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama soooo fat, her push-up bra broke both wrists  Come on G-spotter.....we all know you ant got no mommma! You was an asshole baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Your momma soooo fat that when she went through Bishop, she got highballed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama soooo fat, her push-up bra broke both wrists  Yo mama so fat Evil Knievel couldn't jump her cleavage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat that her chins have chins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama make Angelina Jolie's lips look skinny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama sooooooo fat that they ran out of X's for the size label on her panties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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