My mom is soooooo funny

[sk]

army, the classic game.

 

i lie down and you blow me to death. come on, i must be way to old for you if you aint heard that one

 

 

or i am too old for you

 

 

[hawkeye69]

well, i suppose its always worthwhile to at least chat about the good ole days. and well, whoever plays army with me these days better have some patience. "shock and awe" is good and everything, but to win the war one must "stay the course".

[sk]

well, i suppose its always worthwhile to at least chat about the good ole days. and well, whoever plays army with me these days better have some patience. "shock and awe" is good and everything, but to win the war one must "stay the course".

 

 

[cindy66]

So my mom is visiting me to share this special season. Tonight, we are having fun signing her up on match.com. (Side note: if you are a good guy over fifty, single, living in Boise or Seattle, PM me.) Being on the computer reminded her of something she needs some help with. She tells me she has an issue with her laptop--she needs to renew her Norton Anti-virus. I say sure, we can renew that for you.

 

Mom: "So you can help me renew my Norton"

Me: "Sure"

Mom: "That's great, let's do it"

Me: "Did you bring your laptop?"

Mom: "No, can't we just do it from yours?"

Me: snorting carrots and dip out my nose from laughing.

Mom: doesn't get it.

 

 

 

HEY BUT YOU CAN REMOTE ACCESS HER COMPUTER (LAPTOP) AND DO ALL THINGS THAT NEED TO BE DONE.,

 

[archenemy]

YOU CAN HIT YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY AND THEN YOUR POSTING WILL LOOK normal.

[cindy66]

YOU CAN HIT YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY AND THEN YOUR POSTING WILL LOOK normal.

 

 

 

wow, you are exactly right! i knew that button was for something,,huh, go figure that

[G-spotter]

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE THE ANY KEY IS? THE COMPUTER SAYS I MUST PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE BUT I CAN'T FIND THAT ONE.

[cindy66]

from a computer analyst point of view,,,,,,,,,a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z alt del home insert tab caplock shift ctrl esc 1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 pause pageup pagedown numlock and enter.........

[jaee]

Lookout, we've got a live one.

[olyclimber]

LOLZERS!!! This thread is so hot! Archenemy, using the interweb, pwn your mothers boxen. By first doing a reverse UFP traceroute, and then a backend injection gain root. Then set to ALLCAPS. Then I will bring the tarps in my trunk over.

[cindy66]

tarps in trunk?

[AlpineK]

Tarps make everything simpler

[cindy66]

to bad there is not one big enough to wrap around the mountian, make them simpler!

[AlpineK]

There you go... keep your favorite mountain in order

[cindy66]

geesh,,,,when you put it that way,may not be no fun that a way!