Ode to Arc

[fear_and_greed]

Sung to the Beverly Hillbillies tune;

 

This is a story about a sprayer named Arc

Of his climbin’ prowess, he kept us in the dark

Then one day he was trading for a stove

And poor old Fos was left out in the cold

 

He would boast and brag and blow us all away

The spray boards were full ‘cuz we all had lots to say

Said he was on his way up Thermogenesis

And up on the summit he was gonna take a real big piss

 

Well it turns out he takes to livin’ in a car

With no job, friends or family you know he ain’t goin far

And by chance when someone discovers who he are

He quickly changes over to a different avatar

 

In his opinion he thought he was “it”

Turns out he is a steaming pile of shit

But really he’s the biggest fool I ever did saw

I hope he just moves back to his pony in Enumclaw

 

[kevbone]

What? Arc is the best poser poster! I love reading his bantar.

[Dechristo]

big fuckin' surprise there

[kevbone]

big fuckin' surprise there

 

Just like you love reading what I have to say.

[kevbone]

big fuckin' surprise there

 

Just like you love reading what I have to say.

[Dechristo]

it's more like watching to see if a toddler is gonna pick up a dog turd and stick it in his mouth again, or if he learned his lesson from the last time he did it.

[G-spotter]

Is a bantar one of those things Luke rides around on on Hoth?

[Dechristo]

I guess it's more like watching a kid who somehow got his mom's car going down the street and is careening through traffic while other cars' horns blare, vehicles are side-swiped, and bystanders look on in amazement. All the while, the kid has a huge smile on his face, thinks he's driving better anyone else, flips-off everyone who tells him to slow down and stop, and is oblivious to his ineptitude in driving.

 

I guess it's morbid curiousity: you know the kid is gonna wreck, what remains to be seen is the severity.

[wfinley]

Is a bantar one of those things Luke rides around on on Hoth?

 

That's 'bantha' and the tusken raiders rode them - not luke.

[selkirk]

Your officially out of the club Dru.

Luke rode Ton-Ton's.

[G-spotter]

 

Tontons macoutes?

[kevbone]

I guess it's more like watching a kid who somehow got his mom's car going down the street and is careening through traffic while other cars' horns blare, vehicles are side-swiped, and bystanders look on in amazement. All the while, the kid has a huge smile on his face, thinks he's driving better anyone else, flips-off everyone who tells him to slow down and stop, and is oblivious to his ineptitude in driving.

 

I guess it's morbid curiousity: you know the kid is gonna wreck, what remains to be seen is the severity.

 

I drive a fast car. Wanna go for a ride?

 

 

 

[Weekend_Climberz]

Your officially out of the club Dru.

Luke rode Ton-Ton's.

 

I've heard they make really comfy sleeping bags, other than the stinch thing and all.

[Skeezix]

I was Arc.