fear_and_greed Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Sung to the Beverly Hillbillies tune; This is a story about a sprayer named Arc Of his climbin’ prowess, he kept us in the dark Then one day he was trading for a stove And poor old Fos was left out in the cold He would boast and brag and blow us all away The spray boards were full ‘cuz we all had lots to say Said he was on his way up Thermogenesis And up on the summit he was gonna take a real big piss Well it turns out he takes to livin’ in a car With no job, friends or family you know he ain’t goin far And by chance when someone discovers who he are He quickly changes over to a different avatar In his opinion he thought he was “it” Turns out he is a steaming pile of shit But really he’s the biggest fool I ever did saw I hope he just moves back to his pony in Enumclaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 What? Arc is the best poser poster! I love reading his bantar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 big fuckin' surprise there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 big fuckin' surprise there Just like you love reading what I have to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 big fuckin' surprise there Just like you love reading what I have to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 it's more like watching to see if a toddler is gonna pick up a dog turd and stick it in his mouth again, or if he learned his lesson from the last time he did it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Is a bantar one of those things Luke rides around on on Hoth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 I guess it's more like watching a kid who somehow got his mom's car going down the street and is careening through traffic while other cars' horns blare, vehicles are side-swiped, and bystanders look on in amazement. All the while, the kid has a huge smile on his face, thinks he's driving better anyone else, flips-off everyone who tells him to slow down and stop, and is oblivious to his ineptitude in driving. I guess it's morbid curiousity: you know the kid is gonna wreck, what remains to be seen is the severity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wfinley Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Is a bantar one of those things Luke rides around on on Hoth? That's 'bantha' and the tusken raiders rode them - not luke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selkirk Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Your officially out of the club Dru. Luke rode Ton-Ton's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Tontons macoutes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 I guess it's more like watching a kid who somehow got his mom's car going down the street and is careening through traffic while other cars' horns blare, vehicles are side-swiped, and bystanders look on in amazement. All the while, the kid has a huge smile on his face, thinks he's driving better anyone else, flips-off everyone who tells him to slow down and stop, and is oblivious to his ineptitude in driving. I guess it's morbid curiousity: you know the kid is gonna wreck, what remains to be seen is the severity. I drive a fast car. Wanna go for a ride? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Your officially out of the club Dru. Luke rode Ton-Ton's. I've heard they make really comfy sleeping bags, other than the stinch thing and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeezix Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 I was Arc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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