Alpinfox Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Ah yes, everyone always points to Job 1:1-5, 7-10 when the subject of skinny cords comes up: Job 1:1-5 and 7-10 1 There happened to be a man in the land of Uz whose name was Job; and that man proved to be blameless and upright, and fearing God and turning aside from bad. 2 But lo unto him, one day he needed to rappel an alpine route 3 God said unto him, I give thee three strands to choose. The first being 8.9 microcubits in breadth, the second being 9.1 microcubits, and "the phatty" 9.2 microcubits with sick middle marks. This is my REVELATION unto you. 4 Choose correctly and I will make your livestock to be seven thousand sheep and three thousand camels and five hundred spans of cattle and five hundred she-asses, along with a very large body of servants; and that man came to be the greatest of all the Orientals. 5 Choose incorrectly and you'll spend eternity having to debate with CBS about relative knot strengths and discussing digital photo editting with Gary_Yngve while Michael_Layton humps your leg and Ivan shits in your water bottle. ... OMG! I'm on the edge of my seat!!! What will Job choose! ... 7 Then Job said to Satan: “Which strand would you choose?” At that Satan answered Job and said: “From roving about in the earth and from walking about in it, fuck if I know, they seem about the same to me.” 8 And Job went on to say to Satan: “Dude, this one has sick middle marks and is totally phatty compared to the rest.” 9 At that Satan answered Job and said: “Is it for nothing that Mammut has called it the Revelation? 10 So when you have to carry a rope into the remotest bowels of the earth and rappel off a tied off RURP and an alder twig and shit, heed The Revelation and thusly your house and everything around you will be blessed, and your livestock itself will spread abroad in the earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Is this where I should post a picture of a patagonia thong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 with or without fringe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted August 21, 2006 Author Share Posted August 21, 2006 with or without fringe? You are starting to use cc.com inside jokes. This is not a good sign. Probably time to step away from the keyboard and get some fresh air. Get out while you still can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Dude...I'm a conservative religious guy whose working up to leading 5.7/5.8 trad....shouldn't be a surprise that I'm sticking to piggy-backing on inside jokes today....even when someone managed to blame George Bush for their diarrhea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 skinny ropes and fringed thongs are aid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 skinny ropes and fringed thongs are aid Double X tampons and granny panties are in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerJ Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Enzyte can help with the skinny rope syndrome (SRS). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 five hundred she-asses Will I get this reward if I start climbing for Christ? Praise Jesus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Sounds like you are getting a little too much prosperity doctrine in your church. Look what happened to the apostle Paul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Sounds like you are getting a little too much prosperity doctrine in your church. Look what happened to the apostle Paul. Look at Brigham Young Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 57 kids would hardly be considered prosperity in this crowd. I've observed amongst my friends that climbing coupons per summer are inversely proportional to number of children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mos_Chillin Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 I'm feeling pretty skinny in the "rope" scene too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 get yourself a fringed banana hammock for your rope. that should help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 get yourself a fringed banana hammock for your rope. that should help shouldn't he pad his hammock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 the fringe should take the attention away from his skinny rope...but stuffing the hammock might help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 hammock stuffin is aid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 hammock stuffin is aid dru, carrying your apples & a bananna in the hammock is aid as well. They aren't 'lunchboxes' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 The lunch you are thinking of is a cod piece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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