I'm Ken4ord Dammit

[ken4ord]

I'm Ken4ford dammit, and I really pissed at all of you! You're all spending too much time on the internet, and not enough time drinking fine Belgian beer. However, if you choose to do both, be aware of strangers!

[Mos_Chillin]

Dad?

 

You're drunk. Come home.

[ken4ord]

I'm drinking at home so all is well...do you know what sex you are?

[Alpinfox]

My name is Ken and I like to lick snaffles.

 

[ken4ord]

better one of those than the apes on you and your girlfriends' privates

[olyclimber]

ya, what the hell is up with those apes on your privates? are those permanent?

[olyclimber]

Ken, I understand your concerns. I'll get right on the tipping back of the beers.

[G-spotter]

[olyclimber]

you have a woman?

[G-spotter]

You have a building!

[olyclimber]

But I let you rent it from me.

[G-spotter]

I don't want to hear about your rentboy adventures

[olyclimber]

so are you the woman that is getting messed around with, or you the one writing the note?

[G-spotter]

, or else?

[olyclimber]

You little grammar notzee!

[JayB]

You have a building!

 

Anyone remember this place?

 

http://fullduplex.org/tardblog/

[ken4ord]

I'm Ken4ford dammit, and I really pissed at all of you! You're all spending too much time on the internet, and not enough time drinking fine Belgian beer. However, if you choose to do both, be aware of strangers!

 

Hey Dammit! I am the real Ken4ord!

[ClimbingGirl33]

Yeah yeah yeah, that's what they all say

[olyclimber]

Would the for realz Ken4ord please stand up.

[Dechristo]

Quoting his wife?

[olyclimber]

It is the Count of De Crisco. Take a bow!

 

[Dechristo]

Okay, you take the stern.

[olyclimber]

I'm an aft man, myself.

[G-spotter]

Both of you spend most of your time on the poopdeck preparing to man the cannon.

[Dechristo]

Only my cannon is part of my canon.