olyclimber Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 does anyone want to argue about anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 2, 2006 Author Share Posted August 2, 2006 i can prove you're wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 M: Ah. I'd like to have an argument, please. R: Certainly sir. Have you been here before? M: No, I haven't, this is my first time. R: I see. Well, do you want to have just one argument, or were you thinking of taking a course? M: Well, what is the cost? R: Well, It's one pound for a five minute argument, but only eight pounds for a course of ten. M: Well, I think it would be best if I perhaps started off with just the one and then see how it goes. R: Fine. Well, I'll see who's free at the moment. Pause R: Mr. DeBakey's free, but he's a little bit conciliatory. Ahh yes, Try Mr. Barnard; room 12. M: Thank you. Â (Walks down the hall. Opens door.) Â Q: WHAT DO YOU WANT? M: Well, I was told outside that... Q: Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings! M: What? Q: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!! M: Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!! Q: OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse. M: Oh, I see, well, that explains it. Q: Ah yes, you want room 12A, Just along the corridor. M: Oh, Thank you very much. Sorry. Q: Not at all. M: Thank You. (Under his breath) Stupid git!! Â (Walk down the corridor) M: (Knock) A: Come in. M: Ah, Is this the right room for an argument? A: I told you once. M: No you haven't. A: Yes I have. M: When? A: Just now. M: No you didn't. A: Yes I did. M: You didn't A: I did! M: You didn't! A: I'm telling you I did! M: You did not!! A: Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour? M: Oh, just the five minutes. A: Ah, thank you. Anyway, I did. M: You most certainly did not. A: Look, let's get this thing clear; I quite definitely told you. M: No you did not. A: Yes I did. M: No you didn't. A: Yes I did. M: No you didn't. A: Yes I did. M: No you didn't. A: Yes I did. M: You didn't. A: Did. M: Oh look, this isn't an argument. A: Yes it is. M: No it isn't. It's just contradiction. A: No it isn't. M: It is! A: It is not. M: Look, you just contradicted me. A: I did not. M: Oh you did!! A: No, no, no. M: You did just then. A: Nonsense! M: Oh, this is futile! A: No it isn't. M: I came here for a good argument. A: No you didn't; no, you came here for an argument. M: An argument isn't just contradiction. A: It can be. M: No it can't. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition. A: No it isn't. M: Yes it is! It's not just contradiction. A: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position. M: Yes, but that's not just saying 'No it isn't.' A: Yes it is! M: No it isn't! Â A: Yes it is! M: Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes. (short pause) A: No it isn't. M: It is. A: Not at all. M: Now look. A: (Rings bell) Good Morning. M: What? A: That's it. Good morning. M: I was just getting interested. A: Sorry, the five minutes is up. M: That was never five minutes! A: I'm afraid it was. M: It wasn't. Pause A: I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue anymore. M: What?! A: If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five minutes. M: Yes, but that was never five minutes, just now. Oh come on! A: (Hums) M: Look, this is ridiculous. A: I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid! M: Oh, all right. (pays money) A: Thank you. short pause M: Well? A: Well what? M: That wasn't really five minutes, just now. A: I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid. M: I just paid! A: No you didn't. M: I DID! A: No you didn't. M: Look, I don't want to argue about that. A: Well, you didn't pay. M: Aha. If I didn't pay, why are you arguing? I Got you! A: No you haven't. M: Yes I have. If you're arguing, I must have paid. A: Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time. M: Oh I've had enough of this. A: No you haven't. M: Oh Shut up. Â (Walks down the stairs. Opens door.) Â M: I want to complain. C: You want to complain! Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through. M: No, I want to complain about... C: If you complain nothing happens, you might as well not bother. M: Oh! C: Oh my back hurts, it's not a very fine day and I'm sick and tired of this office. Â Â (Slams door. walks down corridor, opens next door.) Â M: Hello, I want to... Ooooh! H: No, no, no. Hold your head like this, then go Waaah. Try it again. M: uuuwwhh!! H: Better, Better, but Waah, Waah! Put your hand there. M: No. H: Now.. M: Waaaaah!!! H: Good, Good! That's it. M: Stop hitting me!! H: What? M: Stop hitting me!! H: Stop hitting you? M: Yes! H: Why did you come in here then? M: I wanted to complain. H: Oh no, that's next door. It's being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here. M: What a stupid concept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 2, 2006 Author Share Posted August 2, 2006 patently false. disproven on the internet by several pundits. Â next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006  Existence is suffering  The root of suffering is desire (samsara)  The freedom from samsara is possible  The path to freedom is to follow the eight proper behaviors...   .... and shit.    edit: Not bad for off the top of my head. I shoulda stuck with that religion major. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spicoli11 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Lets talk shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flush_Amazing Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Bring it monkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 2, 2006 Author Share Posted August 2, 2006 i crap bigger turds than you daily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flush_Amazing Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Oh? Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 does anyone want to argue about anything? shut the fuck up you dirty filthy roden raping cockatoo cocksucking, donkey hotcarl getting mouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 8 6 7 5 3 0 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 8 6 7 5 3 0 9 Â dru's dialing buffalo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spicoli11 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 If its brown don't flush it down hommie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 2, 2006 Author Share Posted August 2, 2006 does anyone want to argue about anything? shut the fuck up you dirty filthy roden raping cockatoo cocksucking, donkey hotcarl getting mouse. Â you're so hotcarl, you jizz guzzler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 does anyone want to argue about anything? shut the fuck up you dirty filthy roden raping cockatoo cocksucking, donkey hotcarl getting mouse.  you're so hotcarl, you jizz guzzler  go back to mass priest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spicoli11 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Brokenbackropeslackcrackerjacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 2, 2006 Author Share Posted August 2, 2006 does anyone want to argue about anything? shut the fuck up you dirty filthy roden raping cockatoo cocksucking, donkey hotcarl getting mouse.  you're so hotcarl, you jizz guzzler  go back to mass priest.  pull the set off your chin when you're talking, i can't hear you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 chutney ferret Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spicoli11 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 chutney opossum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 does anyone want to argue about anything? shut the fuck up you dirty filthy roden raping cockatoo cocksucking, donkey hotcarl getting mouse.  you're so hotcarl, you jizz guzzler  go back to mass priest.  pull the set off your chin when you're talking, i can't hear you it'd be good for you take my dick out of your month for once; it's starting to get pruny from too much time in water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 2, 2006 Author Share Posted August 2, 2006 wow hotcarl, you sure know how to turn things around and deliver the last word. even with deez nutz in yo mouf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 wow hotcarl, you sure know how to turn things around and deliver the last word. even with deez nutz in yo mouf. zen master says: grains of sand do not irritate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 A few questions to ponder. what the fuck are you guys talking about??? Why do they call Portland, PDX. Why are the Israelis killing all those kids, and does anyone even care? Who runs a more cost efficient war the Israelis or the Hez $/dead kid. Whatever happend to Ernest Angley? Why is it so fucking hot this year? How do you stop your dog from jumping up on people without killing it? If your legs bent the other way what would a chair look like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountainmatt Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 If your legs bent the other way what would a chair look like? Â Not sure, but I would need a hole for my junk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnyBaker Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 you guys are talkin carzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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