G-spotter Posted May 26, 2006 Posted May 26, 2006 So many images to choose from it is hard to pick just one! Quote
E-rock Posted May 26, 2006 Author Posted May 26, 2006 Somebody help, my binding broke, has this ever happened to any of you?! Somebody help, I can't control my back ski, what am I doing wrong, I'll post video? Hey guys check out my new rad personal upgrade to my bindings, it essentially renders the whole point of buying these bindings in the first place moot! I know we've gone into this before but what makes an active binding "active" is it the location of the pivot or the strength of the spring or both, or something so completely mystical and indescribable it can only be explained as the force that many people use the word "God" to describe? If telemark didn't exist, God would have invented it so that she could paint brushstrokes on the canvas of Her Creation, the Colorado Rockies. Quote
AlpineK Posted May 26, 2006 Posted May 26, 2006 If telemark didn't exist, God would have invented it so that she could paint brushstrokes on the canvas of Her Creation, the Colorado Rockies. That has to be in the top 10 of gayest things I've ever read. Quote
E-rock Posted May 26, 2006 Author Posted May 26, 2006 "Judging by your posting history, you are clearly a closet homosexual. Not that there's anything wrong with that, as I just got finished arguing in my most recent barrage of egomaniacally PC posts. But if you were a closet homosexual, as your posting history suggests (and I read the posting history of EVERYONE who even VAGUELY annoys me), that would make you, well, gay which is kind of an insult too. So you see it's ironic, you hate gays, but your posting history suggests you are gay, and I'm attempting to back-handedly insult you by pointing that out, while at the same time reiterating my profoundly heartfelt stance that there's nothing wrong with being gay in my bedroom" Quote
EWolfe Posted May 26, 2006 Posted May 26, 2006 "Judging by your posting history, you are clearly a closet homosexual. Not that there's anything wrong with that, as I just got finished arguing in my most recent barrage of egomaniacally PC posts. But if you were a closet homosexual, as your posting history suggests (and I read the posting history of EVERYONE who even VAGUELY annoys me), that would make you, well, gay which is kind of an insult too. So you see it's ironic, you hate gays, but your posting history suggests you are gay, and I'm attempting to back-handedly insult you by pointing that out, while at the same time reiterating my profoundly heartfelt stance that there's nothing wrong with being gay in my bedroom" You must feel SO at home there, it's a wonder you even post over here anymore Quote
G-spotter Posted May 26, 2006 Posted May 26, 2006 OMFG "Is being gay like being black?" Is being black AND gay like being a dipped chocolate cone? Quote
LongLegsInAlaska Posted May 26, 2006 Posted May 26, 2006 Hey! I have been checking out your web site these last couple of days since joining -- and it's great! But are you sure it's for climbers? Telemarktips has been discussing the death of David Sharp on Mt. Everest for the last couple of days -- the thread is already 11 pages long and shows no signs of slowing down. But this web site is only now beginning to discuss it? WTF? Quote
AlpineK Posted May 26, 2006 Posted May 26, 2006 Mt Everest ain't on this continent let alone in the Cascades dumbshit Quote
G-spotter Posted May 26, 2006 Posted May 26, 2006 but did you know that because of the oxygen content at the poles, Denali is effectively higher than Everest? Quote
EWolfe Posted May 26, 2006 Posted May 26, 2006 Their ability to dissect the minutae of any subject makes us look like rank amateurers. They are so core over there, I might get an aneurism. Quote
olyclimber Posted May 26, 2006 Posted May 26, 2006 Hey! I have been checking out your web site these last couple of days since joining -- and it's great! But are you sure it's for climbers? Telemarktips has been discussing the death of David Sharp on Mt. Everest for the last couple of days -- the thread is already 11 pages long and shows no signs of slowing down. But this web site is only now beginning to discuss it? WTF? OMG! We are that far behind???? Call in the Rainbow Brigade! My flowers are wilting since he said those hurtful copulating words! Quote
G-spotter Posted May 26, 2006 Posted May 26, 2006 What does Everest have to do with climbing nowadays anyway? Quote
LongLegsInAlaska Posted May 26, 2006 Posted May 26, 2006 Mt Everest ain't on this continent let alone in the Cascades dumbshit AlpineK, why don't you tell that to Kitergal who started the thread. Quote
olyclimber Posted May 26, 2006 Posted May 26, 2006 Mt Everest ain't on this continent let alone in the Cascades dumbshit AlpineK, why don't you tell that to Kitergal who started the thread. Only a telemarker could have come up with a comeback so bold and witty! Now tell me, what is the month for planting petunias again? Quote
LongLegsInAlaska Posted May 26, 2006 Posted May 26, 2006 Hey! I have been checking out your web site these last couple of days since joining -- and it's great! But are you sure it's for climbers? Telemarktips has been discussing the death of David Sharp on Mt. Everest for the last couple of days -- the thread is already 11 pages long and shows no signs of slowing down. But this web site is only now beginning to discuss it? WTF? OMG! We are that far behind???? Call in the Rainbow Brigade! My flowers are wilting since he said those hurtful copulating words! I'm a she. Quote
olyclimber Posted May 26, 2006 Posted May 26, 2006 guy: "do i look stupid doing this?" girl: "free your heels, free your libidio!" Quote
EWolfe Posted May 26, 2006 Posted May 26, 2006 Mt Everest ain't on this continent let alone in the Cascades dumbshit AlpineK, why don't you tell that to Kitergal who started the thread. n00b Roast? Quote
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